101 Funny Fantasy Basketball Team Names

These 101 fantasy basketball team names will make your league laugh

The NBA season tips off Oct. 28, which means it’s time for fantasy basketball. Only one team will win your league, but everyone can be a winner with a funny fantasy basketball team name. All you need to do is troll Donald Sterling or LeBron James, make a hipster or hip-hop pop culture reference and/or go meta with your NBA insight in a way that Metta World Peace might not follow. Here’s our list of suggestions for 2014-15:

Blow Me (in the Ear)

 

Shin Shi Shin Shi Stephenson

 

Hairline Airlines

 

Headbands Make Her Dance

 

LeBron’s Merkin

 

99 Problems, LeBron Ain’t 1

 

Ninjas in Paris

 

Jesus Shuttlesworth

 

Bosh Spice

 

Donald Sterling Scumbags

 

Slumlord Billionaire

 

Flying V. Stiviano

 

Ebola Ballers

 

Kim Jong Worm

 

Ronery Island

 

Ambassador Rodman

 

Popovich In-Game Interviews

 

Adam Silver’s My Homeboy

 

Uncle Drew’s Team

 

LeBrontourage

 

Comic Sans Cavaliers

 

Very Rich Paul

 

HGH Testing = Weight Loss

 

JD & The Straight Shot

 

I Get Buckets

 

Bill Walton Smells Colors

 

Mr. Fancy

 

Swaggy P Iggy

 

Black Mamba > Black Widow

 

RE24ECT

 

Kobe Wan Kenobi

 

Space Jam 2

 

Steve Ballmer’s iPhone

 

Brooklyn Nyets

 

Westbrook Geek Chic

 

Serge I-block-ya

 

Lob City

 

Planet LoveBron

 

Planet Lovetron

 

Pippen Ain’t Easy

 

WTF is Mike Wearing?

 

Skyhookers

 

Cleveland Chemistry

Clubber Cousins

 

Not a Big Gay Guy

 

DragonBlade

 

Goran&Zoran

 

Metta World War 3

 

Metta World Peace Pipe

 

Let’s Get Tropical

 

D12

 

No Free Throws For You

 

Derrick Rose Jersey

 

PG-13 Weeks

 

Mile High Manimal

 

Underrated Superstar

 

Craig Sager Style

 

Joakim Noah’s Arc

 

Rose Before Hoes

 

Brokeback Mavericks

 

Sprichst Du Dirk?

 

Dirk Digglers

 

Grabbing Assets

 

Brittney Griner Tight

 

Shaqramento Queens

 

Deng Girl!

 

Cowbell Fever

 

D-League D-Bags

 

Belieb It or Not

 

Stevie Wonder’s Courtside Seats

 

Shawn Kemp’s Kids

 

Pass the Rock to Lamar

 

Kardashian Double-Team

 

Lala’s Honey Nut Cheerios

 

Air Ballers

 

Two Ferns, One POTUS

 

Rodman & Madman

 

Grand Theft Rondo

Love Outlet Passes

 

Minnesota Maple Leafs

 

Tim Shootin’, Tim Duncan

 

Knockin’ Knickerbockers

 

Prokhorov Playboys

 

401KG

 

Mock Turtlenecks by SVG

 

Game, Blouses

 

White Men Can Jump

 

8 Points, 9 Seconds

 

Malice at the Palace

 

Goldstein Girls

 

Temporary Linsanity

 

Jay-Z’s My Agent

 

Toronto Drakes

 

Degrassi Raptors

 

Jurassic Drizzy

 

Ibaka Flocka Flame

 

Chocolate Thunder

 

Strawberry Thunder

 

Unibrow Uni-blocker

 

0-and-76ers

 

Practice?!

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