150 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

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These 150 funny fantasy baseball team names will make your league laugh

These 150 funny fantasy baseball team names will make your league laugh

Only one team will win your fantasy baseball league, but everyone can have a funny fantasy baseball team name. These are 150 suggestions for the baseball nerds, Internet bird dogs, Sabermetric mathematician-magicians, jersey chasers and MLB Extra Innings subscribers who comprise fantasy baseball leagues around the world.

Yeah Jeets!
Costas Stink Eye
Jeter Del Boca Vista
McCann Man Code
CC’s MPH Diet
A-Rod Centaur
Short Porch Party
Benedict Ellsbury
Prince Bigger in Texas
Dead Ted’s Head

Tampa Bay Carly Raes
Cano Mode
Barehand-relton Simmons
Wild Thing
Willie Mays Hays
JUST a Bit Outside
Crash Davis
Nuke LaLoosh
108 Stitches
Sandlot Beast

Kansas City Lordes
Blurred Foul Lines
Blurred Outfield Lines
Wrecking Ball Four
Bronx Zoo
Hackensack Bulls
Light-Tower Power
Joey Bats
San Diego Rotisserie Chickens
Grand Theft Votto


Cubs Mascot Dong
Balco Black Sox
Moneyballers
Dating Diamond
Merkle’s Boner
Slump Busters
Ain’t Over Til It’s Over
Deja-vu All Over Again
The Machine
Vin Scully’s Homeboys

Zero-G Spot
Mr. Kate Upton
Void A-Roid
Yoenis Envy
Yu Da Man
Dick Pole’s Staff

Jeter’s Gift Baskets
Boston Beards
Chief Noc-A-Homa
Dread Pirates

Springfield Isotopes
Griffey Jr.’s Tonic
Mattingly’s Sideburns
Talkin’ Baseball
New York Knights
Wonderboy
Rockford Peaches
No Crying in Baseball
All the Way Mae

Old Hoss Radbourn
Cobb Co. Braves
No Mo
Exit Sandman
Citizen Cain

Bryce Hyper
Hall of Shamers
Hannibal Lester

Golden Sombreros
Big League Choo

Cuban Beisbol
Cuban ChiSox
Butt Slide
Manny Being Manny
Come Sale Away

PED-co Park
Green Monsters
Ballpark Franks
Grand Salami
Say It Ain’t So, Joe

Selig’s Pick
Bud Selig 401K
Clown Question Bros
Small Ballers
Back Back Back
Chris Berman Sucks
Fire Joe Morgan
Spitball LOOGYs
Ken Burns Baseball
Hebrew Hammers

Wrigley Blue Ivy
Kung Fu Pandas
Say It Ain’t Sosa
Cleveland Steamers
Dollar Dogs
Thirsty Thursdays
Bobblehead Hunting
Bobblehead Nights
Kangaroo Court
Designated Shitter

El Paso Chihuahuas
Atlanta Black Crackers
Akron RubberDucks
Bleacher Creatures
Phillie Phanatics
Rally Monkeys
Southside Southpaws
Dr. Strangeglove
Lamb Gyroballs
Millville Meteors

WAR-time Consigliere
Bob LOB Law
Crack That WHIP
VORP Speed
Outfield Fly Rule
Rusty Trumbo

Smoak a Swisher
The Bourn Supremacy
The Price Is Wrong

Thome Don’t Play

Seventh-Inning Yoga
Bronx Cheerleaders
Uncle Charlie Hustle
Murderer’s Row
Peach Clobbers
Lovable Losers
Houston Lastros
Houston Colt .45s
Hot Pocket Corner
Evil Empire

1864 Rules
Three-Finger Mordecai
Cuban Missiles
Cole Trains
Big Donkeys
Sack Up
Men of Steal
My Big Unit
Who’s Your Daddy?
Crafty Lefties

Biracial Angels
The The Angels Angels
California Penal League
Cuckoo for Coco Crisp

Honey Nut Ichiro’s

Ethier Said Than Dunn

Inglourious Bastardos
Looking Illegal
Horse Walks Into Aybar

Man Walks Into a Bard

 

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