68 Funny NCAA Tournament Bracket Team Names

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These March Madness bracket team names will make your league laugh.

These March Madness bracket team names will make your league laugh.

The NCAA Tournament is about to tip off. And while only one person will win your office bracket pick 'em pool — probably the girl who makes her picks based on colors, mascots and hot dude-bros, not the nerd alert with KenPom.com bookmarked — everyone can have a funny March Madness bracket team name. Here are 68 names that should get a chuckle from the First Four to the Final Four.



Wiggin' Out

99 Problems, Embiid's Back Is One

When I Think About You I Touch Bill Self

Not In Kansas Anymore

Shock It To Me

Shock and Awe

March Mad Men

Fast Breaking Bad

Ball So Hard University

Definitely In My Izzone

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Sparty Party

Final Fourgasm

Cinderella Story

Boom Shaka Shaka

One Man Wolf Pack


Teach Me How to Dougie

Dougie McBuckets

Doug Dynasty

Mr. 3000

Nebrasketballers

Anthony Benedetto's Wahoos

I Left My Heart in Charlottesville

Church of Bracketology

Amoeba Defense

Stretch Final Fours

Backdoor Man

Air Ballers

2-3 Zoners

Jim Boeheim's Jacket

Horace Grant's Nephew

Rakeem Christmas Present


Premature Ejection

Ennis Envy

TV Teddy

Cronin's Valentine

Two Ferns, One POTUS

POTUS > Clark Kellogg

Billy the Kid is the Man

Chomp-ionship Coronation

Greatest Recruiting Class Ever

Calipari's Recruiting Budget

Ashley's Judds

Big Bluegrass Nation

Pitino's 15-Second Drill

Italian Sausage Stuffed Snapper

Russ-lemania

Russ-diculous


Coach K's Stool

Cameron Crazies

Jay Bilas Follows Me

Bo Knows

Bo's Badgers

F--- 'Em Bucky

7-10 Splits

Bubblicious

The Shockers?

Smartacus

Shabazz-er Beater

Slow Mo

Jerry's House Party

Oracles of Omaha

Warren Buffett's Bracket

Billion-Dollar Bracket

Full Metal Bracket

Big Dancin' For Money

One Shining Moment

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