99 Funny Fantasy Basketball Team Names

These funny fantasy basketball team names will make your league laugh.

The NBA season tips off Oct. 27, which means it’s time for fantasy basketball. Only one team will win your league, but everyone can be a winner with a good, clever and, most of all, funny fantasy basketball team name. Pop culture references? Of course. Dirty jokes? Even better. Hard core trolling? That’s the name of the name game. Here’s our list of suggestions for the 2015-16 NBA season:

Steve Ballmer Dance Party

 

Who Told You Put the Ballm On?

 

Steve Ballmer’s iPhone7

 

Headbands Make Her Dance

 

Ninjas in Paris

 

808s and Fastbreaks

 

Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Team

 

Jesus Shuttlesworth

 

Popovich In-Game Interviews

 

Emoji Warriors

 

Space Jam 2

 

Brooklyn Nyets

 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

 

I Get Buckets

 

This Means Emoji War

 

I Declare Emoji War

 

Lob City

 

Serge I-block-ya

 

Ibaka Flocka Flame

 

Pippen Ain’t Easy

 

WTF is Mike Wearing?

 

Skyhookers

 

Not a Big Gay Guy

 

Let’s Get Tropical

 

Joakim Noah’s Arc

 

James of Thrones

 

Brokeback Mavericks

 

Sprichst Du Dirk?

 

Dirk Digglers

 

The Germanator

 

RE24ECT

 

Grabbing Assets

 

Brittney Griner Tight

 

Lions, Tigers and Goberts

 

Deng Girl!

 

Stevie Wonder’s Courtside Seats

 

Real Recognize Beal

 

Dolla Dolla Beal

Kobe Wan Kenobi

 

Shawn Kemp’s Kids

 

Pass the Rock to Lamar

 

Kardashian Double-Team

 

O.J.’s Daughter’s Boyfriend’s Beard

 

James Gives Me a Harden

 

ZZ Harden

 

Go Harden the Paint

 

Lala’s Honey Nut Cheerios

 

Prokhorov Playboys

 

Double Dragic

 

Mother of Dragics

 

Granny Shots

Posterized

 

Better Call Gasol

 

GrindFather

 

Z-Bo Knows

 

Zen & Zing

 

Knockin’ Knickerbockers

 

White Men Can Jump

 

401KG

 

Game, Blouses

 

8 Points, 9 Seconds

 

Malice at the Palace

 

Temporary Linsanity

 

Adam Silver’s My Homeboy

 

Comic Sans Cavaliers

 

0-and-76ers

 

Trust the Process

 

Hinkie Promise

 

Cowbell Fever

 

7-10 Splitter

 

Bosh.0

 

Bosh Spice

 

Uncle Drew’s Team

 

Optimus Dime

 

Slim Reaper

 

Chicks Dig Air Balls

 

Very Rich Paul

 

LeBrontourage

 

Banana-rama

 

I'm On A Banana Boat

 

Mayor of Chicago

 

D-Rose Train Conductor

 

Boogie Men

 

Boogie Nights

 

Shake and Blake

 

CP3PO

 

Serenity Now, Linsanity Later

 

Linsane in the Membrane

 

Kawhi Claws

 

Duncan Donuts

 

Tony Parker’s Ex

 

Pope Franchise

 

People’s Pope-ovich

 

Passing is for Pu**ies

 

Manu a Manu

 

Fear the Deer

 

Get Ur Greek Freak On

 

Greek Freak Nasty

 

Scoring Like Wilt

 

Practice?!

 

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