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Jokes About Texas Rivals

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Texas' biggest rivals. • What's the difference between a Texas A&M football player and a dollar? You can get four quarters out of a dollar. • A man in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, "Wanna hear an Oklahoma joke?" T...

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Jokes About Arkansas Rivals

  Here are some of our favorite jokes about Arkansas' biggest rivals. • What happens when Nick Saban takes Viagra? He gets taller. • How many LSU football players does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it. • What does the ...

Jokes About Clemson Rivals

  Here are some of our favorite jokes about Clemson's biggest rivals: • What does a South Carolina fan do when the Gamecocks win the BCS championship? He turns off the PlayStation. • What do you call a Gamecock in a BCS bowl game? A referee. • Why do South Carolina fo...

Jokes About Stanford Rivals

Here are some of our favorite jokes about the Stanford Cardinal's biggest rivals. • What do medical marijuana and Cal football have in common? They both get smoked in bowls.   • What does the average Oregon football player get on his SAT? Drool.   • What's the dif...

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