50 Funny College Basketball-March Madness Bracket Names

Need help choosing a name for your office bracket picks? Here you go.

<p> Need help choosing a name for your bracket picks? Here you go.</p>

With the 2013 NCAA Tournament kicking off next week, it's time for college basketball fans to start filling out their March Madness brackets. For those playing online, it also means coming up with a humorous or ridiculously over-the-top name to go along with their ill-fated picks. With that in mind, we pulled together some of our favorites. 

Grand Theft Otto Porter Jr. (Georgetown)
Full Metal Bracket
Naters Gonna Nate (South Dakota State’s Nate Wolters)
Dunk You Very Much
Don’t Haith the Player, Haith the Game
I saw Gun-Zaga, You Say Gone-Zaga, let’s call the whole thing off
I Got the Vander Blues
My Russdiculous Picks
The Dana Altman Brothers Band
Pros and Cuonzo
March Sadness
Happily Raftery After
Did you get your spring game ticket yet? (SEC fans only)
Rick Byrd’s Sweatervest
John Groce Pointe Blank

Final Fourgasm
A Cinderella Story
Russ-elmania 2013
Siva Seat for Me
Knock Down the Trey (Trey Burke, Michigan)
Boom Skaka Shaka
What Cav you done for me lately?
I’d rather be golfing with Jim Boeheim
What channel is TruTV again?
Church of Bracketology
Don't Tell Anyone, but I kinda like Notre Dame's Uniforms
March Mad Men
James Michael McAdoo the Right Thing
Calipari's Recruiting Budget
Lobos know Brackets
Wake me up when Duke loses
Shabazz-er Beaters

When I Think About You I Touch Bill Self

Thad Matta World Peace
Cinderella's Left Slipper
All Zeller, No Filler
Wait, this isn't the NIT?
Winning by Accident
One and Done
Buzzer Beaters Anonymous
My Other Bracket Joined the ACC
Buzz Williams' Barber
One Man Wolfpack
iPick Pretty Jerseys
No X-'Cuse-s 
Villa No Fun 
Shoeless Joe Jackson (Memphis)
The Butler Did it ... Again

Could it be ... CREIGHTON?

Larranaga, Moe and Curly
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