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This is your daily link roundup of our favorite sports posts on the web for May 3.

What colleges produce the smartest, sexiest graduates? Harvard gave us Rashida Jones (pictured), so it's on the list.

• Tomorrow, people in comically oversized hats will gather to watch horses run. Here's a rundown of memorable Derby fashion statements. Speaking of the Derby, this article takes issue with calling it the greatest two minutes in sports.

A toddler with his pants at his ankles wandered through the background of the Houston Rockets postgame show. Given that this is the NBA. the kid could be anyone's, but my money's on Calvin Murphy.

Hockey player Lars Eller lay on the ice last night in a pool of his own blood. How was your night?

• Bizarre story of the day: The mother of an Alabama basketball player was arrested for kidnapping a six-year-old.

• For people my age, this is simultaneously interesting and depressing: Catching up with the greatest pro wrestlers of the '80s and '90s.

• Did you know that Texas A&M's Kyle Field will soon be the SEC's biggest stadium? You invite the new kid in and they think they own the place. Here's a list of all the SEC stadiums and their seating capacities.

Is Clay Buchholz a cheater? Buchholz says no; the Blue Jays broadcaster says yes.

The Angels game was delayed on account of bees. That's not the kind of buzz those fans came for, amirite?

• This one's for a niche audience, but here are the 15 Greatest Sports Moments from FX's hilarious spy spoof Archer.

• Golden State's Steph Curry has emerged as a superstar in these playoffs. Here are 12 minutes of Curry brilliance condensed into a one-minute video.

 

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May 2

• It's NBA playoff season. SI has a dandy slideshow of dancers and cheerleaders from every playoff team.

• This is cool: Dream matchups brought to you via GIFs. I think the Babe was surprised by the movement on Yu's fastball.

Jay Bruce lashed out at his Twitter haters. His first mistake is paying attention to his Twitter haters.

A kid with cancer had a dream come true when he played in a soccer match against the Portland Timbers. In related news, there are too many kids with cancer.

In the case of Deion Sanders Jr., the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. He has Versace sheets on his dorm room bed, because of course he does.

• Les Miles has a dilemma: His star running back apparently can't stop living the thug life.

• Golfers aren't often considered cool. Steve Rushin may make you reconsider, at least in a few cases.

Who says there aren't any jobs to be had?

Here are the 10 best things about the month of May.

Awesome pictures of athletes with giant fish. Some of these guys are going to need a bigger boat.

The Sharks announcers got annoyed with Vancouver's Green Men fans, calling them "40-year-old virgins," among other things. Charlie Kelly does not approve.

• The Pirates lineup, SNL style. Somebody snarkier than me might say that the last time the Pirates were good, SNL was actually funny.

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May 1

• One person who was surprised when she heard Jason Collins was gay? Carolyn Moos (pictured), his ex-fiancee.

Warriors-Nuggets is getting testy, and interesting.

• This is always interesting: How were this year's first-round picks ranked as recruits? Two of the top 5 had no star rating at all.

Adrian Peterson: By the way, this 2,500 yard thing? I'm serious about that.

Feel better, Bryce Harper. At least you didn't do a Canseco and let the ball bounce off your head for a homer.

100 photos of athletes as fresh-faced rookies, before the money and the trappings of fame corrupted them.

• Apparently, deer antler spray is A-OK with the PGA. Vijay Singh got cleared to play, then promptly withdrew.

The interesting, though complicated, backstory of the Tiger Woods ruling at The Masters.

• I'm no hockey expert, but shouldn't goaltenders stay kinda close to the goal? Like this guy, who cost his team a playoff game.

• Speaking of hockey, according to this broadcaster, the Blackhawks had a tremendous season in more ways than one.

Tommy Lasorda is about as impressed with PSY as I am.

• Danica Patrick tried some shots from center ice at the Blackhawks game. One went well, the other three not so much. Now we've found two sports Danica sucks at. I kid, I kid.

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April 30

• I'm late to this little dust-up, but a female blogger got in hot water for suggesting that this Oklahoma City Thunder dancer was too fat. What say you, Essential Links readers?

• Jason Collins came out in SI this week. Yawn. I'm more interested in the fact that he was high school teammates with actor Jason Segal.

Here's some news you can really use: Pizza prevents cancer.

• Fans in Oakland got a two-for-one — a 19-inning marathon that ended in a walk-off and a pie in the face.

Move over, Grantland Rice. This is the greatest lead ever written: "Henry Gribbohm says he lost his life savings, $2,600, on a carnival game and all he has to show for it is a stuffed banana with dreadlocks."

Josh Hamilton has transformed the simple autograph into a new social medium.

Welcome to San Diego, Manti Te'o.

• For Draftniks, it's never too early to think about next year. Here are some SEC prospects for 2014. Athlon chimes in with its top 75 for next year's draft.

• Insult to injury: Tennessee's Tyler Bray declared, went undrafted, and didn't even make this year's all-undrafted team.

Cheer up, Tim Tebow. Somebody wants you.

• Sometimes, the posterizer gets posterized. Last night, Carlos Delfino victimized Kevin Durant.

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April 29

• April is almost in the books, and the folks at Coed were kind enough to assemble the sports ladies who wowed us this month. Like the USC Song Girls (pictured).

Michael Jordan got married this weekend to longtime GF Yvette Prieto. The guest list was pretty impressive: Tiger Woods, Scottie Pippen, Patrick Ewing, Toni Kukoc, Usher, Spike Lee. I don't think Juanita was there, though.

The Jets have waived Tim Tebow. I still think Jacksonville makes the most sense for Tebow. That, or Canada. Or The Bachelor. Here's a collection of amusing Tebow tweets in the wake of the announcement.

Rays reporter Kelly Nash took the most amazing selfie of all time (if it's real, which I'm still not convinced it is).

Nats pitcher Henry Rodriguez had some, ahem, control problems yesterday.

• Many athletes turn to the silver screen when their competing days are over. Some are not very successful at the transition. The worst athletes-turned-actors of all time.

• Staggering stat of the day: 25 percent of this year's NFL Draft picks were from the SEC. It's almost unfair at this point.

Smokin' Jay Cutler played along with the meme, with the help of his baby mama.

• Dwight Howard's had a rough season in LA. The low point: Getting called out on Twitter by Magic.

J.J. Watt charged the mound in a celebrity softball game benefiting his own charity. He was just goofin' around. I think.

• Got two minutes? Watch this cartpath-aided 500-yard drive by Louis Oosthuizen.

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