Jokes About Arkansas Rivals

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Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team.

<p> Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team.</p>

 

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Arkansas' biggest rivals.

• What happens when Nick Saban takes Viagra?
He gets taller.

• How many LSU football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.

• What does the average Mississippi State football player get on his SAT?
Drool.

• Did you hear that Ole Miss’ football team doesn't have a website?
The Rebs can't string three "Ws" together.

• Did you hear about the new honor system at Auburn?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

• What do Alabama fans use for birth control?
Their personalities.

• Why don’t LSU fans eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.

• What do you call 20 Alabama fans skydiving from an airplane?
Skeet.

• You know you’re from Alabama if:
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

• Things you will never hear an LSU fan say:
I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 

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