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Jokes About Louisville Rivals

Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team

<p> Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team</p>

Here are some of our favorite jokes about the Louisville Cardinals' biggest rivals.

 

• How many Kentucky football players does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.

 

• The Foo Fighters are playing at Commonwealth Stadium this fall. They're 10-point favorites.

 

• What does the average Kentucky football player get on his SAT? Drool.

 

• What does a Kentucky fan do when the Wildcats win the BCS championship? He turns off the PlayStation.

 

• A man in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, "Wanna hear a Kentucky joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Look, fella, I'm six feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm a Kentucky grad. The guy next to me is 6-2, 225, and he's a Kentucky grad. The big dude next to him is 6-5, weighs 250, and he's a Kentucky grad. You still wanna tell that joke?" The first man replies: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

 

• What do you call a Wildcat in a BCS bowl game? A referee.

 

• How does a Kentucky fan count to 10? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4…

 

• What do Kentucky fans use for birth control? Their personalities.

 

• How do you get a Kentucky graduate off your front porch? You pay for the pizza.

 

• What do you call 20 Kentucky fans skydiving from an airplane?
Skeet.

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