Jokes About LSU Rivals

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<p> JOKES ABOUT LSU RIVALS</p>

Here are some of our favorite jokes about LSU's biggest rivals.

• What happens when Nick Saban takes Viagra?
He gets taller.

• How many Alabama football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.

• What does the average Alabama football player get on his SAT?
Drool.

• Did you hear about the new honor system at Alabama?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

• How does an Ole Miss fan count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4…

• How many Crimson Tide fans does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one . . . unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!

• What do Alabama fans use for birth control?
Their personalities.

• Did you hear what happened to the Arkansas fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within five miles of home?
He moved.

• How do you get an Mississippi State graduate off your front porch?
You pay for the pizza.

• You know you’re from Alabama if:
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. 

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