Jokes About Nebraska Rivals

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Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team.

<p> Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team.</p>

 

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Nebraska's biggest rivals.

• What do you call a Golden Gopher in a BCS bowl game?
A referee. 

• What's the difference between an Iowa football player and a dollar? 

You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
 
• What do you get when you cross Minnesota with a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football.
 
• Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
Michigan State. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
 
• Did you hear that Minnesota's football team doesn't have a website?
The Gophers can't string three "Ws" together.
 
• What do Ohio State fans use for birth control?
Their personalities.
 
• Why don’t Minnesota fans eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
 
• You know you’re from Michigan if:
You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.
 
• The Foo Fighters are playing at Ryan Field this fall.
They're 10-point favorites.
 
• Things you will never hear an Iowa fan say:
I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.
 
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