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Jokes About West Virginia Rivals

Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team.

<p> Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team.</p>

 

Here are some of our favorite jokes about West Virginia's biggest rivals.

• What does a Pittsburgh fan do when the Panthers win the BCS championship?
He turns off the PlayStation.

• What do medical marijuana and Pittsburgh football have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.

• What do you get when you cross Pittsburgh with a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football.

• How many Louisville freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a sophomore course.

• Why is Pittsburgh replacing the turf in its stadium with cardboard?
The Panthers always look better on paper.

• Did you hear what happened to the Pittsburgh fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within five miles of home?
He moved.

• What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Pittsburgh fan?
A Tattoo.

• The Foo Fighters are playing at Joan C. Edwards Stadium this fall.
They're 10-point favorites.

• What do you call 20 Pittsburgh fans skydiving from an airplane?
Skeet.

• You know you’re from Pittsburgh if:
You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor. 

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