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Jokes About Wisconsin Rivals

Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team

<p> Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team</p>

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Wisconsin's biggest rivals.

 

• What does a Minnesota fan do when the Gophers win the BCS championship?

He turns off the PlayStation.

 

• What do medical marijuana and Iowa football have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

 

• What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Ohio State fans?

Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

 

• Did you hear that Minnesota's football team doesn't have a website?

The Gophers can't string three "Ws" together.

 

• Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
Indiana. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

 

• Did you hear what happened to the Iowa fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within five miles of home?

He moved.

 

• What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of an Iowa fan?
A tattoo.

 

• The Foo Fighters are playing at TCF Bank Stadium this fall. They're 10-point favorites.

 

• You know you’re from Iowa if: Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

 

• Things you will never hear a Minnesota fan say: I have reviewed your application.

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