100 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names for 2017

You may not have the best fantasy team, but at least you'll have the best name

Soccer (or football, as it's known to anyone outside of the U.S.), is the most popular sport on the planet. Fortunately, it's catching on in America as fans have more access than ever to watch matches being played around the world. And like all sports in America, we feel the need to turn it into a fantasty sport. So, if you’re going to join a fantasy soccer league, you’re going to need a cool name for your team. We have scoured the interweb to generate what we think are some of the funniest, silliest, craziest, and best fantasy soccer team names for 2017 to help get you started in your quest for fantasy soccer glory. Here they are in alphabetical order…

 

2 Girls 1 Schlupp

 

2 Goals 1 Cup

 

99 Problems, but a Pitch ain’t 1

 

ABCDE FC

 

About to Get Messi

 

Absolutely Fábregas!

 

Arse ‘n’ All

 

Ayew Messi?

 

Bacuna Mata-ta

 

Bad Kompany

 

Baines on Toast

 

Bale Me Out!

 

Balotelli-tubbies

 

Barce-loners

 

Beat Around  Debuchy

 

Benteke Fried Chicken

 

Best Team Evra!

 

Busquets and Gravy

 

Chicken Fried Reus

 

Chubby Alonsos

 

Crystal Phallus

 

Ctrl Alt De Laet

 

Deeney in a Bottle

 

De Roon is on Fire

 

Dirty Sánchez Messi Pepe

 

Don’t Call Me Schürrle

 

Dukes of Hazard

 

Dyslexia Untied

 

Every Day I’m Schneiderlin

 

Eye of the Schweinsteiger

 

Farcelona

 

Fiorentina Turner

 

For Fuchs Sake

 

Game of Throw-Ins

 

Green Eggs and Lahm

 

Hakuna Juan Mata

 

Hangover 96

 

Hit Me Bebe’ One More Time

 

How I Met Your Mata

 

I Bent My Set Piece

 

I Smell Pu Nani

 

Inter Me-Van

 

Kane You Kick it?

 

Kings of Lyon

 

Klopp Goes the Weasel

 

Klopps and Robbens

 

Klose, but no cigar!

 

Kroos Control

 

Kroos-ing for a Bruising

 

Krul Intentions

 

Leave My Arse-elona!

 

Lord of the Ings

 

Lovren an Elevator

 

Man Chest Hair United

 

Men Behaving Chadli

 

Moleicester City

 

Motor Boateng Man Titty

 

Moves Like Agger

 

Mr. Bojan-Goals

 

My Little Kone

 

Neymar Mr. Nice Guy

 

No Fuchs Given

 

No Weimann No Cry

 

Nolito’s Way

 

Not a Karius in the World

 

Not Kalou, bro

 

One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest

 

Pathetico Madrid

 

Payet Forward

 

Petr Cech Yourself

 

Phantom of the Chopra

 

Pjanic at the Disco

 

Pleased to Michu

 

Queens Park Strangers

 

Real Sociopath

 

Right in the Feghoulis

 

Robben You Blind

 

Ronaldo-nuts

 

Rooney Tunes

 

Show Me the Mane’

 

Silence of the Lahms

 

Slum Dog Mignolet

 

Sons of Pitches!

 

Sporting Lesbian

 

Sterling-Silva

 

Sturridge Wars

 

Tea and Busquets

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

 

The Big Lewandowski

 

The Kouyaté Kid

 

The Wizard of Özil

 

Unprotected Cesc

 

We’re Going Toulouse

 

Whateverton

 

Where’s Wondo?

 

Who Ate All DePays?

 

Willian Dollar Baby

 

YOLO Touré

 

You Kante’ be Serious

 

You Musa be Joaquin

 

— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS.

Event Date: 
Monday, February 6, 2017 - 22:46

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