72 Funny Fantasy Golf Team Names

These Are Sure To Get Giggles At Your Draft Table

It's time to dust off the dumb, dirty and/or tasteless puns and come up with a team name. Here’s our list for 2015, in no particular order of awesomeness.

 

Weapons of Grass Destruction
This reference worked a little better in 2002.

 

21 Graemes

Never saw the movie on which this is based, but it was supposed to be good.

 

Putt Pirates
Sure to induce a few giggles at the draft table.


Tiger’s Wood
This one’s almost too obvious.


Tiagra Woods
Now we’re talking. That’s pretty creative.

 

Jagged Little Phil

Nothing like an ironic Alanis Morrissette reference for your fantasy golf league.

 

The Fore Horsemen
The “fore” genre provides a deep well of name choices. Some of them are pretty crude. Use your imagination.


Dimpled Balls
The ball genre is fertile ground for your golf fantasy team name. And for cheap laughs.


No. 1 Balls in Golf
Maybe your team could get a Titleist sponsorship.


Dude, Where’s My Par?
Nice. Golf clap for that one.


Sultans of Swing
Nothing says golf like a late 1970s Dire Straits reference.


Fairway to Heaven
Going even further into the music archives. Can’t go wrong with classic Zep.

 

Shankapotamus
Sure, it’s stolen from that talking baby commercial. But it’s still solid.

 

Grip It and Sip It
Could be a good slogan for John Daly's new cocktail, which actually exists.

 

The Swinging Johnsons
What? We’re just talking about Dustin and Zach.

 

A Shingo Ate My Baby
Sure, Shingo Katayama's an obscure player, but his name's worth its weight in fantasy golf gold.


Cinderella Boys
Caddyshack references always work.


Shooter McGavin
Ditto for Happy Gilmore references.


Working on my Putz
No comment.

 

Brandt Awareness or The Grateful Sned
Brandt Snedeker's name brings fantasy possibilities. 

 

May the Schwartzel Be With You
A Spaceballs reference combined with a Masters champ equals fantasy gem.

 

Bring Me the Head of Sergio Garcia

Another obscure movie reference, but works for the Sergio haters out there.

 

Ground Control to Captain Tom

Consider this a sick burn of Ryder Cup captain Tom Watson.

 

Fists of Furyk

 

Lama's Looper

Keegan and Sara

 

FIGJAM on Toast

Billy Ho's Before Bros

 

14 Dollars the Hard Way

The Bohn Identity

Terminator 2: Jason Day

Choi Story

 

John Daly's Pants

Everything but the Stewart Cink

 

Cink or Swim

Weir Science

From Jerry Kelly to Justin Rose

Matt Every Little Thing

Return to Senden

DeLaet Gratification

Back to the Kuchar

Breaking Baddeley

Tee Party

Angry Birdies

Multiple Fore-gasms

Don't Rory Be Happy

I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie

Bubba's Hovercraft

The Poulter-geists

Dufnering Miss Daisy

Bring in Da Fred Funk

Party of Fore

Guest Vijays

Couples Therapy

Dr. Vijay's Antler Spray

Long Putters

Puff Caddie

Where's Faldo

Thorbjorn Free

Oh Henrik

Jonas Blixt Brothers

The Bogey Men

The DrawShank Redemptions

Who's Your Caddy

Droppin' A Deuce

The Ball Washers

The Long Balls

The Happy Hookers

The Strokers

The Wedgies

 

Brandel's Hair
 
Gretzky's Grandkid

 

A Nod to the Gods

 

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