In case you didn't know what happened with the Lions defensive lineman
Ndamukung Suh, who was suspended today for pounding a Green Bay Packers' head into the ground and then stomping on him on live television, now gets the Chinese reenactment video treatment.
In case you've lived under a rock (which is controlled by communist dictators) these reenactment videos have been made famous by a Taiwan TV station. They first got popular after they reenacted Elin bashing Tiger Woods over the head with a golf club.
And once they found gold, they kept pumping out more and more.
The highlight of the Ndamukong Suh video is easily the part where he tears the Packers player limb from bloody limb (with Suh hadoukening Jay Cutler coming a close second). Although I think if that had actually happened, he may have been suspended for a little more than just two games. (We're guessing four, minimum.)