Rachel Uchitel -- Tiger Woods ex-Mistress -- is 5 Months Pregnant

Tiger Woods isn't the daddy, as far as we know

<p> Tiger Woods isn't the daddy, as far as we know</p>

Rahcel Uchitel, the first woman to come out and admit that she was Tiger Woods mistress has let the world know that she is pregnant.

But don't worry Tiger, as far as we know, you're not the baby daddy.

Uchitel was the girl who set Tiger Woods personal (and golf) life into a downard spiral that ended up costing him his wife, millions of dollars in endorsements, and the ability to win golf tournaments.

When Uchitel revealed texts that Tiger Woods had allegedly sent to her, they revelaed a guy who was trying to keep his mistress on the hook, by telling her exactly what she wanted to hear:

"I know it's brutal on you that you can't be with me all the time," he texted Rachel Uchitel in one e-mail.

"I get it. It f-----g kills me, too. I finally found someone I connect with."

In a line that had to really get to Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, the golfer wrote Uchitel is "someone I have never found like this. Not even at home."

Uchitel later went on the Today Show with Dr. Drew, saying she suffered from a "love addiction," which probably just gave a lot of other guys the notion that they, too, had a shot with her.

There were rumors that Woods had given her $10 million in hush money, that she later returned because she wanted to go on shows like Celebrity Apprentice and thought should could make more money by building a career off being Tiger Woods' mistress instead of walking away with the ten million.

I guess that's sort of an oops.

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