Jokes About Washington Rivals

Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team

<p> Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team</p>

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Washington Huskies' biggest rivals.

 

• The Foo Fighters are playing Martin Stadium this fall. They're 10-point favorites.

 

• How many Wazzu football players does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.

 

• What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Oregon fans? Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

 

• What do you get when you cross Washington State with a groundhog? Six more weeks of bad football.

 

• What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Washington State fan? A Tattoo.

 

• What happens when Lane Kiffin takes Viagra? He gets taller.

 

• What do you call 20 Wazzu fans skydiving from an airplane?
Skeet.

 

• Did you hear that Washington State’s football team doesn't have a website? The Cougars can't string three "Ws" together.

 

• How does a Wazzu fan count to 10? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4…

 

• Why do Oregon football players like smart women? Opposites attract.

 

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