Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team
Here are some of our favorite jokes about TCU's biggest rivals.
• What does a SMU fan do when the Mustangs win the BCS championship? He turns off the PlayStation.
• How many Baylor fans does it take to change a flat tire? Just one . . . unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!
• Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? Texas Tech. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
• What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Texas fans? Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
• Why don’t Texas Tech fans eat barbecue beans? Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
• What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Baylor fan? A tattoo.
• Did you hear what happened to the Texas fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved.
• Did you hear that Texas Tech's football team doesn't have a website? The Red Raiders can't string three "Ws" together.
• Things you will never hear a Baylor fan say: I have reviewed your application.
• You know you’re from Lubbock if... Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
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