100 Funny Fantasy Basketball Team Names

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These 100 funny fantasy basketball team names will make your league laugh.

These 100 funny fantasy basketball team names will make your league laugh.

The NBA season is about to tip off, which means it’s almost time for fantasy basketball. To win a championship, you’ve got to hit the draft big boards hard, fast break the waiver wire-to-wire and have the ball bounce your way. But in order to cut down the nets with the title for best fantasy basketball team name, all you need is an off-color joke, pop-culture spin or old-school reference. Here’s our list of suggestions for 2013-14:

LeBrontourage

Pass the Rock to Lamar

Kardashian Double-Team

Sprichst Du Dirk?

Lala’s Honey Nut Cheerios

Grand Theft Rondo

Jesus Shuttlesworth

Birdman! Birdman!

LeBron Police Escort

LeBron’s Mom’s Boyfriend

Da Real Lambo

Rupaul Bosh

Bosh Spice

LBJ > MJ

99 Problems, LeBron Ain’t 1

Ninjas in Paris

South Beach Talent

Heir to Jack Nicholson

Goldstein Girls

Pau Gasol Neck-beards

Kobe German Knees

Kobe Blood-Spin Moves

Kobe Wan Kenobi

White Mamba

R.I.P. Lob City

Blake’s Love Triangle Offense

Blake’s Baby Mama Drama

J.J. Redick Prenups

Metta World War 3

Metta World Peace Pipe

Rose Before Hoes

Duck Dynasty Rose

MJ > LBJ

Jay-Z’s My Agent

Sheed’s My Coach

Shaq’s My Coach

Shaqramento Queens

Run DMC

Craig Sager Style

Joakim Noah’s Arc

Deng Girl!

Pippen Ain’t Easy

WTF is Mike Wearing?

Cowbell Fever

Toronto Drakes

Degrassi Raptors

Jurassic Drizzy

Dirks Digglers

Mamma.com Cuban

Let's Get Tropical

Houston Indecision

Temporary Linsanity

D12

Popovich In-game Interviews

Ginobili Geriatrics

7-10 Splitter

Stern Punishment

Adam Silver’s My Homeboy

David Stern Boo-birds

Van Gundy’s Combover

Brooklyn Nyets

Kidd’s Old Men

Hold the Mayo

Shot of Jamison

Westbrook Geek Chic

Lil Wayne’s OKC Seats

Serge I-block-ya

Ibaka Flocka Flame

Chocolate Thunder

Strawberry Thunder

Planet Lovetron

Grizzly Gasol

NOLA Pellies

Unibrow Uni-blocker

LARRY SANDERS!

JaVale McGee Moments

Skyhookers

Por Favors

Rubio’s Thirsty

K. Love and Special Sauce

Game, Blouses

Basin City Blues

Hickory High Hoosiers

Jimmy Chitwood

Pittsburgh Pisces

White Men Can Jump

Denzel Got Game

Zeller Dwellers

8 Points, 9 Seconds

Coca-Scola Classic

Malice at the Palace

Washington Bullets

Frozen Envelopes

Shawn Kemp’s Kids

Chris Mullin YMCA League

That’s the Inside Stuff!

Riggin’ for Wiggins

0-and-76ers

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