What sports treasures are for sale via the nation's biggest virtual flea market? Here's some of the weirdest.
Bobby Jones' Ghost in a Jar
We noticed an unusual item on eBay last year: the ghost of golf legend Bobby Jones, captured in a jar. Sadly, the item is no longer available, meaning that someone bought it (a frightening thought); the owner realized it was just too valuable and took it down (equally frightening); or the ghost escaped from the jar (most terrifying of all).
Here's the explanation from the lucky owner:
Earlier this year, I began to hear strange voices come from my garage and specifically my golf clubs. The voice would repeat “Syringomyelia, Syringomyelia.” At first I had no idea what the ghost was saying, so I googled the word. Syringomyelia is the disease that paralyzed killed hall of fame golfer Bobby Jones. I asked the apparition are you Bobby Jones? The ghost then became visible dressed in 1950’s golfing gear. The ghost said yes I am Bobby Jones. I didn’t know what to do, so in panic I took the jar next to me and forced the ghost of Bobby Jones into the container. Thankfully this ghostly version of Bobby Jones was the paralyzed version of him and not the pristine athlete from the 1920’s.
As much as I like having Mr.Jones in my house, my wife is petrified of ghosts and is now forcing me to sell him. I have decided to sell Mr. Jones on ebay and donate half of the proceeds to the cure Syringomyelia fund.
Unfortunately Mr. Jones ghost can only be seen by true believers. If you are not a true believer bid with caution, for you may be unable to see him. I will not be giving refunds, so bid with caution as this is something impossible to authenticate and verify.
McJordan Barbecue Sauce
Extremely Rare McJordan Barbeque Sauce from McDonald's
Extremely rare? I don't care if it's made of plutonium and contains clone-able DNA from Michael Jordan himself: I'm not dropping 10 grand on some rancid barbecue sauce.
Tim Tebow Christmas Card
Wow! Tim Tebow Limited Edition Christmas Cards! Only 1 on Ebay!! RARE! Lot of 2! $14.99
Something tells us that Baby Jesus would cry if he saw this.
Terry Bradshaw Peanut Butter Jar
TERRY BRADSHAW PITTSBURGH STEELERS TERRY'S PEANUT BUTTER GLASS JAR 1970'S
Apparently, back in the 1970s, Bradshaw's grinning mug could move product. The only downside here is that the 36-year-old peanut butter isn't included.
Terry Bradshaw Hair Restoration Poster
1970s Terry Bradshaw (Pittsburgh Steelers) large advertising postcard for Qaylar
Before Terry Bradshaw was a bumbling, chuckling pregame analyst for CBS, he was a star quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers who was also battling premature hair loss while winning four Super Bowls and wearing obscenely short shorts. The solution? A product called Qaylar, for which he shot this priceless promotional poster. Qaylar gave him temporarily lustrous locks, but apparently they didn't take; the dude's a cueball up top these days.
Empty Brett Favre Soda Can
BRETT FAVRE GREEN BAY PACKERS MOUNTAIN DEW Soda Can Vintage NFL Football Empty
Hey, $11 for an empty can is a better value than Favre gave the Jets, amirite?
Tyson's Insanity on Canvas
Mike Tyson/Evander Holyfield "artwork"
Serious nightmare fuel right here: A crazed Mike Tyson juxtaposed with Evander Holyfield's mangled ear, and a trickle of blood down Holyfield's cheek for effect. I'd be surprised if Tyson himself didn't have this on the wall of his man-cave.
Andrew Luck Sketch
Andrew Luck Sketch of Lucas Oil Stadium
Peyton Manning's heir in Indy also has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, although he didn't exactly have to pull out the t-square to scribble out this likeness of his home stadium. Before you scoff at such a ludicrous asking price for a doodle, you should know that this item sold for that price.
Tiger Woods Polo
SLIGHTLY USED TIGER WOODS GOLF POLO MENS XL GREAT CONDITION $3.99
Slightly used? By whom? If it's Tiger, I don't think I want it; no telling what's on it.
Derek Jeter Autographed Baseball
DEREK JETER AUTOGRAPHED SIGNED MLB BASEBALL
Rumor has it that Jeter supplies his one-night stands with autographed baseballs. Sort of makes you wonder what this particular eBay user went through to earn this $299. Also makes you think twice before bidding.
BONUS ITEM: Cowboys Super Bowl Ring
Cowboys Super Bowl Ring
Okay, what down-on-his-luck former Cowboy sold his Super Bowl ring on eBay? I think we can rule out Roger Staubach and Troy Aikman, but from there, all bets are off. The real question is: Did Tony Romo bid on it? It's the closest he'll ever get to one. (Boom!)
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