When Penn State took down Joe Paterno's statue, it got us to thinking, "Well, what are they going to do with it now?" Really, it would be a crime not to use it for something.
Here are our best suggestions.
OLD MAN SCENTED CANDLE (It smells like tweed, socks and Old Spice)
BIRD FEED HOLDER
SCARECROW (although if the crows do show up, he probably won't do anything about it.)
STOP SIGN (Oh, the irony)
SLAM DUNK CONTEST PROP