We're pretty sure this is what it sounds like when Tim Tebow tells a joke
Tim Tebow is a very earnest person. The thing about earnest people is that they don't often have a good sense of humor. Add in Tebow's very apparent love of God and you've got yourself a joke-killer. Here are 12 classic joke setups with a Tebow twist. Keep reading to see what it sounds like when God's All-Pro Life QB tells a joke.
Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, but I can't have sex with any of them unless I marry one.
What's black and white and read all over?
A priest, a rabbi and a muslim walk into a bar.
Only the priest will go to heaven.
What's the definition of a perfect woman?
One with three holes...the Holy Spirit, the Holy Ghost and the Holy Scripture.
A doctor gives a man 6 months to live.
He couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. But the power of Christ gives a man a life of eternity, for free.
Champ Bailey, Von Miller and Tim Tebow are stranded on a desert island when a genie shows up and grants them each a wish. Champ wished for more money, Von wished for more fame, and Tim wished he had more time for circumcisions.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side, where there's a church to pray in.
Your mama's so fat...but if she works hard, maintains a positive attitude and prays every day, she can definitely lose enough weight to become the beautiful woman on the outside that she is on the inside.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because John 3:16 says, "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
You might be a redneck if...you actually wear a Bible belt.
Take my wife...to church!
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