125 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names (2020)

The most clever, cool, crazy, silly and awesome fantasy football team names ever

The 2020 NFL season is still a few months away, but with training camps slated to start in late July, now is as good a time as any to start thinking about fantasy football. While it's entirely possible that your draft won't go your way and it's hard to control how well your team does once the games start (especially if injuries rear their ugly head), there's one thing you can control — having the best fantasy football team name ever. In fact, coming up with a funny, silly, crazy, great, clever, cool or even slightly crude (or dirty) fantasy football team name or fantasy football league name is a must-have to stand out in your league. With that, let's look at 125 absolutely awesome choices, including rookie names, top players (Patrick Mahomes, Saquon Barkley, Tom Brady, Dak Prescott, Nick Chubb, Le'Veon Bell, and Zach Ertz) and dozens of good bonus names for the 2020 season ahead:

 

 

 

Fantasy Football Team Names

 

  • Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt

  • Run CMC

  • Lamarvel Cinematic Universe

  • Country Road, Take Mahomes

  • My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite

  • Baby Got Dak

  • Murray Up and Wait

  • It's Always Darkest Before Deshaun

  • Zeke and Destroy

  • Here's My Number, So Call Me Brady

  • Hooked on a Thielen

  • Breesy Like Sunday Morning

  • Fresh Prince of Helaire

  • Hot Chubb Time Machine

  • Davante's Inferno

  • Aaron it Out

  • My Kupp Runneth Over

  • Kittle Big Town

  • Conner Among Thieves

  • Mixon It Up

  • Lights, Kamara, Action

  • Hurts So Good

  • Tua Legit Tua Quit

  • Hamler Time

  • Golladay Inn Express

  • Kenyan Stop Me From Scoring?

  • Jeudy, Jeudy, Jeudy

  • You Fant Touch This

  • Bad Mother Tucker

  • Is It Too Late to Say Amari?

  • You Play to Godwin the Game

  • Forgive and Fournette

  • Beats by DeAndre

  • Mayfield of Dreams

  • Can You Diggs It?

  • Sony Side Up

  • Le'Veon a Prayer

  • Knockin' on Evans Door

  • Wentz, Twice — Three Times a Lady

  • Bad JuJu

  • All About That Bosa

  • In a Van Down by the Rivers

  • Ladies and Edelman

  • Deshaun of the Dead

  • Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood

  • Roethlisberger Helper

  • Saving Matt Ryan

  • Turn Your Head and Goff

  • Lamar the Merrier!

  • Quon Solo

  • Make America Gronk Again

  • Gronkey Kong

  • Party Like a Gronk Star

  • Acute Gronkitis

  • Happy Golladays

  • Mahomes Alone

  • All Barkley, All Bite

  • Baker's Dozen

  • The Fabulous Baker Boy

  • Golden Tate Warriors

  • Watson In Your Wallet

  • What Can Brown Do For You?

  • Dalton Abbey

  • View From Lamar

  • Dak to the Future

  • Fantasy Football Team Names: Game of JonesGame of Jones

  • Golden Taint

  • Kamara Shy

  • Shake it Goff

  • Bringing Up the Grier

  • Null and Boyd

  • All I Do is Winston

  • Zeke Squad

  • Little Red Fournette

  • Fournettecation

  • Unsolicited Dak Pics

  • Lamar, Mr. Jackson if You're Nasty

  • Hide & Zeke

  • Dalvin & the Chipmunks

 

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  • Instant Kamara

  • Lamar You Serious?

  • When the Le'Veon Breaks

  • Le'Veon la Vida Loca

  • Yippee Ki Yay Justin Tucker

  • Highway to Bell

  • Julio Think You Are?

  • Julio Let the Dogs Out

  • Goff Balls

  • My Ball Zach Ertz

  • My TE Ertz When Eifert

  • Eiferted

  • Amari 2600

  • Have Amari Christmas

  • Stairway to Evans

  • Hot Lockett

  • GurleyThings

  • 2 Gurley's 1 Cup

  • Runs Like a Gurley

  • The Gurley Gates

  • A Zeke Outlook

  • From Wentz You Came

  • Dude, Where's My Carr?

  • Fantasy Football Team Names: Kyle Rudolph Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Zone Reindeer

  • More Than a Thielen

  • Can't Stop This Thielen

  • I Gotta Thielen

  • Green Eggs and Cam

  • I Pooped A.J.

  • Up to Noah Good

  • Steady Cams

  • Discount Belichick

  • Yo Belichick Yo Self

  • Turn Down for Watt

  • JJ S.W.A.T.T. Team

  • 1.21 JJ WATTS

  • Raiders of the Lost Yards

  • Carr-dee B

  • Brown Bagging It

  • Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!

  • Multiple Goregasms

  • Inglorious Staffords

  • Stafford Infection

  • Cry Me a Rivers

  • Fitzmagic

  • Bend it Like Beckham Jr.

  • O-Dell No

  • OBJYN

  • To Khalil a Mockingbird

  • The Sony Side of Life

 

Fantasy Football Team Names (Funny, Great, Good)

*BONUS

FUNNY FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES

  • Remember the Titans
  • Kaepernick Swag
  • Gisele's Bundchens
  • Mr. UGG Boots
  • Good Fantasy Football Team Names: Brady GagaBrady Gaga
  • The Brady Bunch
  • Call Me the Brees
  • No Romo
  • Mariota Had a Little Lamb
  • Super Mario-ta
  • The JPP Fireworks Incident
  • You Down With JPP?
  • Kung Suh Panda
  • Suh Girls, One Cup
  • Boy Named Suh
  • You Kaepernick the Future
  • InstaJimmyGraham
  • Show Me Your TDs
  • Drake's New Favorite Team
  • Sherman's Last Rant
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
  • 80% Mental, 40% Physical
  • Laces Out
  • Show Me the Money
  • Big Ol' Bortles
  • Hard Knocks Life
  • It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
  • Favre Dollar Footlong
  • Jones-ing For A Win
  • Flash Gordon
  • Gordon Lightfoot
  • Allen The Family
  • The Adams Family
  • An Equanimeous Divorce
  • K'Neal and Pray
  • Good As Golden
  • Mixon, Mix-off
  • Flacco Seagulls
  • Dak and Yellow
  • Nuthin' But a Jimmy G Thang
  • Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
  • Kerryon My Wayward Son
  • MegaErtz
  • JuJu Know What I'm Sayin'?
  • Diggs in a Blanket
  • The Mixon Administration
  • Mixon Match
  • Gore Values
  • Suh-and-a-Half Men
  • Suh-Tang Clan (Ain't Nuthing Ta F Wit)
  • Kissing Cousins
  • Too Good to be Trubisky
  • Thor: Ragnow-Rock
  • Ingram Toenails
  • Clam Crowder
  • T.Y. Very Much
  • T.Y. Dolla $ign
  • Tate Misbehavin'
  • I’ll Make You Jameis
  • All You Snead is Love
  • Bortles Service
  • Fantasy Football Team Names: Show Me Your TDs Show Me Your TDs
  • Feel the Hurns
  • Tim the Tyrod Taylor
  • Taylor Park Boys
  • In Tyrod we Trust
  • Eastbound and Brown
  • We’re Allen this Together
  • It’s Von Like Donkey Kong
  • Turn Goff the Lights
  • Don't Eli To My Face
  • Three Blind Guice
  • Shake-N-Bakers
  • Tucker? I Hardly Know Her!
  • I Ain't Lion
  • Lion Low

 

Player Fantasy Football Team Names

 

Patrick Mahomes

Country Road, Take Mahomes
Sherlock Mahomes
Welcome to Mahomes
Mahomes Depot
Mahomes, Your Home
Check Out the Mahomes On This Guy
The Lights Are On But No One's Mahomes
Rollin' with Mahomes
Mahomes Alone
No Place Like Mahomes

 

Lamar Jackson

Lamar the Merrier!

Lamar, Mr. Jackson if You're Nasty

Lamarvel Cinematic Universe

Lamar You Serious?

View From Lamar

 

Christian McCaffrey

Good Ole Christian Boys
The Christian Thing To Do
Run CMC
Christian Zealots
Christian Mingle Dot McCaffrey

 

Tom Brady

Brady Gaga
Here's My Number, So Call Me Brady
Lord of the Rings
The Real Slim Brady
The Brady Bunch
Brady Antebellum
Dude Looks Like A Brady

 

Ezekiel Elliott

Zeke-A Virus
Ez-E Duz It
Hide & Zeke
Zeke Squad
Zeke and Destroy
A Zeke Outlook
Zeke of Nature
A Real Zeke Show

 

Aaron Rodgers

Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood
The Lone Rodgers
Aaron It Out
Armed Rodgery

 

Kyler Murray

Murray Up and Wait
Murray Christmas

 

Saquon Barkley

All Barkley, No Bite
Saquon for the Team
Barkleying up the Wrong Tree
My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite
King Quon
Watch What You Saquon
Oh Saquon You See
Saquontum Leap
SaQuon Solo

 

Deshaun Watson

Deshaun of the Dead
Watson In Your Wallet
Elementary! My Dear Watson
Who's on First, Watson Second
Watson Your Mind
Watson, Watsoff

Philip Rivers

In a Van Down by the Rivers
Cry Me a Rivers
A Rivers Runs Through It
Old Man Rivers

 

Drew Brees

Breesus, King of the Drews
The Big Breesy
Call me the Brees
Breesy like Sunday Morning

Pimpin' Ain't Breesy
Mountin' Drew
Grilled Brees Sandwich

 

Alvin Kamara

Instant Kamara
Kamara Shy
Lights, Kamara, Action
The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds
Toyota Kamara
Kamara Chameleon

 

Adam Thielen

I Gotta Thielen
Hooked on a Thielen
More Than A. Thielen
Can't Stop This Thielen
Thielen Like Makin' Love

 

Le'Veon Bell

Saved by Le'Bell
Le'Veon A Prayer
Le'Veon a Jet Plane
Le'Veon Large
Le'Veon Let Die
Le'Veon la Vida Loca
Le'Veon My Wayward Son
When the Le'Veon Breaks
Hell's LeVeon Bells
Don't Stop BeLe'Veon
Le'Veon Chocolate Diamonds
Highway to Bell
For Whom the Bell Tolls

 

Julio Jones

Julio Think You Are?
Julio Let the Dogs Out?
Game of Jones

 

Ben Roethlisberger

Even Big Ben Is Right Twice A Day
Big Ben
First & Ben
Junior Bacon Roethlisberger
I Like Hines 57 on My Roethlisberger

 

J.J. Watt

Watt Me Whip, Watt Me JJ
Watt More Could You Ask For?
Turn Down for Watt

 

Mitchell Trubisky

Too Good to be Trubisky
Karma's a Mitch
Mitch Please!
Trubisky Business
I Got Mitch Slapped
The Big Trubisky

 

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