125 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names (2019)

The most clever, cool, crazy, silly and awesome fantasy football team names ever

The 2019 NFL season starts is finally here, which brings us to America's favorite pastime: fantasy football. While it's hard to control how well you did in your fantasy draft or even during the season (depending on injuries), there's one thing you can control—having the best fantasy football team name ever. In fact, coming up with a funny, silly, crazy, great, clever, cool or even slightly crude (or dirty) fantasy football team name or fantasy football league name is a must-have to stand out in your league. With that, let's look at 125 absolutely awesome choices, including rookie names, top players (Tom Brady, Golden Tate, Zach Ertz, Dak Prescott, Le'Veon Bell, Nick Chubb, Saquon Barkley, Patrick Mahomes, and Tyler Lockett) and dozens of good bonus names for the 2019 season ahead:

 

Fantasy Football Team Names

 

  • Hot Chubb Time Machine
  • Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
  • Baby Got Dak
  • Murray Up and Wait
  • Deshaun of the Dead
  • Happy Golladays
  • Country Road, Take Mahomes
  • Mahomes Alone
  • Kroft Macaroni & Cheese
  • Jason Kelce's Tailor
  • All Barkley, All Bite 
  • Baker's Dozen
  • The Fabulous Baker Boy
  • Guns & Rosen
  • A Kiss from a Rosen
  • Rosen Up Your Bow
  • Golden Tate Warriors
  • Watson In Your Wallet
  • My Team Suggs
  • What Can Brown Do For You?
  • Dalton Abbey
  • View From Lamar
  • Dak to the Future
  • Golden Taint
  • Lights, Kamara, Action
  • Kamara Shy
  • Shake it Goff
  • Turn Your Head and Goff
  • Bringing Up the Grier (for Will Grier)
  • Null and Boyd
  • Flaccoroni and Cheese
  • Hartline Bling
  • All I Do is Winston
  • Zeke Squad
  • Saving Matt Ryan
  • PokeMoncrief
  • Little Red Fournette
  • Fournettecation
  • Unsolicited Dak Pics
  • Lamar, Mr. Jackson if You're Nasty
  • Hide & Zeke
  • Dalvin & The Chipmunks
  • When the Le'Veon Breaks
  • Le'Veon la Vida Loca
  • Le'Veon a Prayer
  • Yippee Ki Yay Justin Tucker
  • Highway to Bell
  • Fantasy Football Team Names: Game of JonesGame of Jones
  • Julio Think You Are?
  • Julio Let the Dogs Out
  • Goff Balls
  • My Ball Zach Ertz
  • My TE Ertz When Eifert
  • Eiferted
  • It's Too Late to Say Amari
  • Amari 2600
  • Have Amari Christmas
  • Stairway to Evans
  • Knockin on Evans Door
  • Hot Lockett
  • Roethlisberger Helper
  • GurleyThings
  • 2 Gurley's 1 Cup
  • Runs Like a Gurley
  • The Gurley Gates
  • A Zeke Outlook
  • All About That Bosa
  • Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood
  • From Wentz You Came
  • Wentz, Twice Three Times a Lady
  • Dude, Where's Derek Carr?
  • Forte inch Ditka
  • Steady Cams
  • Inglourious Bradfords
  • Breaking Bradford
  • Chronic Masterdeflater
  • Check My Balls
  • Discount Belichick
  • Yo Belichick Yo Self
  • Mariota Had a Little Lamb
  • Super Mario-ta
  • Marcus Mari...otto
  • Turn Down for Watt
  • JJ S.W.A.T.T. Team
  • 1.21 JJ WATTS

 

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  • The JPP Fireworks Incident
  • You Down With JPP?
  • Raiders of the Lost Yards
  • Carr-dee B
  • Brown Bagging It
  • Hernandez Hit Men
  • Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
  • You Kaepernick the Future
  • Geno 911!
  • Show Me Your TDs
  • Multiple Goregasms
  • 13 Reason Ajayi
  • InstaJimmyGraham
  • Fantasy Football Team Names: Show Me Your TDs Ladies and Edelman
  • Backfields and McCoys
  • Inglorious Staffords
  • Stafford Infection
  • Mike Vick in a box
  • Montee Can Buy you Happiness
  • My Percy's on Broadway
  • In a Van Down by the Rivers
  • Cry Me a Rivers
  • Pitch a Trent
  • 50 Trent
  • Drake's New Favorite Team
  • Waka Flacco Flame
  • U Mad Bro?
  • Abdullah Oblongata
  • Rudolph Redzone Reindeer
  • Trolling Crabtree
  • Fitzmagic
  • Kung Suh Panda
  • Suh Girls, One Cup
  • Boy Named Suh
  • Fantasy Football Team Names: Kyle Rudolph ReindeerNo Money Manziel
  • Evil Empire
  • Revis' Vineyard
  • Bend it Like Beckham Jr.
  • O-Dell No
  • OBJYN
  • Jay-Z's My Agent
  • To Khalil a Mockingbird
  • The Sony Side of Life
  • Off to Tennessee the Whiz
  • Remember the Titans
  • Kissing Suzy Kolber
  • Smokin' Jay Cutler
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
  • Poppin’ Bortles
  • Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
  • Kaepernick Swag
  • Mannings' O-Face
  • Sherman's Last Rant
  • The Boldin the Beautiful
  • Gisele's Bundchens
  • Mr. UGG Boots
  • Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady
  • Brady Gaga
  • The Brady Bunch
  • Luck Beat A Brady Tonight
  • Call Me the Brees
  • Hooked on a Thielen
  • No Romo
  • 80% Mental, 40% Physical
  • Laces Out
  • Show Me the Money
  • Big Ol' Bortles
  • Not Racist Redskins
  • Hard Knocks Life
  • Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  • It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
  • Favre Dollar Footlong
  • Good Fantasy Football Team Names: Brady GagaCrab-leg Bootleg
  • Luckness Monster
  • Up All Night to Get Luck-y
  • Red Hot Julius Peppers
  • Slow White Bronco
  • Jones-ing For A Win
  • Flash Gordon
  • Gordon Lightfoot
  • Allen The Family
  • The Adams Family
  • An Equanimeous Divorce
  • K'Neal and Pray
  • Good As Golden

 

Fantasy Football Names

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FUNNY FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES 

 

  • Mixon, Mix-off
  • Green Eggs and Cam
  • I Pooped A.J. 
  • Flacco Seagulls
  • O.J.'s Parole Board
  • Baby Got Dak
  • Dak and Yellow
  • Nuthin' But a Jimmy G Thang
  • Truth or Derrius
  • Instant Kamara
  • Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
  • Kerryon My Wayward Son
  • Mariota Had a Little Lamb
  • Rolls Royces
  • MegaErtz
  • I Gotta Thielen
  • Male Pattern Baldwiness
  • Bad JuJu
  • JuJu Know What I'm Sayin'?
  • Can You Diggs It?
  • Diggs in a Blanket
  • The Mixon Administration
  • Mixon Match
  • Gore Values
  • Suh-and-a-Half Men
  • Suh-Tang Clan (Ain't Nuthing Ta F Wit) 
  • Peachy Keenum
  • Rage Against the Vereen
  • Kissing Cousins Good-bye
  • Too Good to be Trubisky
  • Thor: Ragnow-Rock
  • Hot Lockett
  • Ingram Toenails
  • Clam Crowder
  • T.Y. Very Much
  • T.Y. Dolla $ign
  • Tate Misbehavin'
  • I’ll Make You Jameis
  • All You Snead is Love
  • Bortles Service
  • Feel the Hurns
  • Hyde and Go Luck Yourself
  • Tim the Tyrod Taylor
  • Taylor Park Boys
  • In Tyrod we Trust
  • Eastbound and Brown
  • Lamar the Merrier!
  • Lamar You Serious?
  • Serial Miller
  • We’re Allen this Together
  • It’s Von Like Donkey Kong
  • Rebel Yeldons
  • Turn Goff the Lights
  • Don't Eli To My Face
  • Let Sleeping Dogs Eli
  • More than a Thielen
  • Can't Stop the Thielen
  • Sony Side Up
  • A Rosen By Any Other Name...
  • Mayfield of Dreams
  • Three Blind Guice
  • Shake-N-Bakers
  • AP’s Daycare
  • Half-Baked
  • Zeke and Destroy
  • Suggs-ual Healing
  • Tucker? I Hardly Know Her!
  • Up to Noah Good
  • I Ain't Lion
  • Lion Low

 

Fantasy Football Team Names (Funny, Great, Good)

 

Player Fantasy Football Team Names

 

Tom Brady

Brady Gaga
Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady
Lord of the Rings
The Real Slim Brady
The Brady Bunch
Brady Antebellum
Dude Looks Like A Brady

 

Aaron Rodgers

Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood
The Lone Rodgers
Aaron It Out
Armed Rodgery


Patrick Mahomes

Country Road, Take Mahomes
Sherlock Mahomes
Welcome to Mahomes
Mahomes Depot
Mahomes, Your Home
Check Out the Mahomes On This Guy
The Lights Are On But No One’s Mahomes
Rollin’ with Mahomes
Mahomes Alone
No Place Like Mahomes

 

Christian McCaffery

Good Ole Christian Boys
The Christian Thing To Do
Run CMC
Christian Zealots
Christian Mingle Dot McCaffery

 

Philip Rivers

In a Van Down by the Rivers
Cry Me a Rivers
A Rivers Runs Through It
Old Man Rivers

 

Le’Veon Bell

Saved by Le’Bell
Le’Veon A Prayer
Le'Veon A Jet Plane
Le'Veon My Wayward Son

 

Ezekiel Elliott

Zeke-A Virus
Ez-E Duz It
Hide & Zeke
Zeke Squad
Zeke and Destroy
A Zeke Outlook
Zeke of Nature
A Real Zeke Show

 

Drew Brees

Breesus, King of the Drews
The Big Breesy
Call me the Brees
Breesy like Sunday Morning​
Pimpin' Ain't Breesy
Mountin' Drew
Grilled Brees Sandwich

 

Julio Jones

Julio Think You Are?
Julio Let the Dogs Out?
Game of Jones

 

Mitchell Trubisky

Too Good to be Trubisky
Karma’s a Mitch
Mitch Please!
Trubisky Business
I Got Mitch Slapped
The Big Trubisky

 

Kyler Murray

Murray Up and Wait
Murray Christmas

 

Saquon Barkley

All Barkley, No Bite
Saquon for the Team
Barkleying up the Wrong Tree
My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite
King Quon
Watch What You Saquon
Oh Saquon You See
Saquontum Leap
SaQuon Solo

 

Deshaun Watson

Deshaun of the Dead
Watson In Your Wallet
Elementary! My Dear Watson
Who’s on First, Watson Second
Watson Your Mind
Watson, Watsoff

 

J.J. Watt

Watt Me Whip, Watt Me JJ
Watt More Could You Ask For?
Turn Down for Watt

 

Alvin Kamara

Instant Kamara
Kamara Shy
Lights, Kamara, Action
The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds
Toyota Kamara
Kamara Chameleon

 

Adam Thielen

I Gotta Thielen
Hooked on a Thielen
More Than A. Thielen
Can't Stop This Thielen
Thielen Like Makin' Love

 

Ben Roethlisberger

Even Big Ben Is Right Twice A Day
Big Ben
First & Ben
Junior Bacon Roethlisberger
I Like Hines 57 on My Roethlisberger

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