125 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names (New for 2019)

The most clever, cool, crazy, silly and awesome fantasy football team names ever

The 2019 NFL season will be here soon enough, which brings us to America's favorite pastime: fantasy football. While it's hard to control how well you did in your fantasy draft or even during the season (depending on injuries), there's one thing you can control—having the best fantasy football team name ever. In fact, coming up with a funny, silly, crazy, great, clever, cool or even slightly crude (or dirty) fantasy football team name or fantasy football league name is a must-have to stand out in your league. With that, let's look at 125 absolutely awesome choices, including rookie names and dozens of good bonus names for the 2019 season ahead:

 

Fantasy Football Team Names

 

  • Hot Chubb Time Machine
  • Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
  • Baby Got Dak
  • Murray Up and Wait
  • Deshaun of the Dead
  • Happy Golladays
  • Country Road, Take Mahomes
  • Kroft Macaroni & Cheese
  • Jason Kelce's Tailor
  • All Barkley, All Bite 
  • Baker's Dozen
  • The Fabulous Baker Boy
  • Guns & Rosen
  • A Kiss from a Rosen
  • Rosen Up Your Bow
  • Golden Tate Warriors
  • Watson In Your Wallet
  • My Team Suggs
  • What Can Brown Do For You?
  • Dalton Abbey
  • View From Lamar
  • Dak to the Future
  • Golden Taint
  • Lights, Kamara, Action
  • Kamara Shy
  • Shake it Goff
  • Turn Your Head and Goff
  • Hartline Bling
  • All I Do is Winston
  • Zeke Squad
  • Saving Matt Ryan
  • PokeMoncrief
  • Little Red Fournette
  • Fournettecation
  • Unsolicited Dak Pics
  • Lamar, Mr. Jackson if You're Nasty
  • Hide & Zeke
  • Dalvin & The Chipmunks
  • When the Le'Veon Breaks
  • Le'Veon la Vida Loca
  • Le'Veon a Prayer
  • Yippee Ki Yay Justin Tucker
  • Highway to Bell
  • Game of Jones, Fantasy Football Team NamesGame of Jones
  • Julio Think You Are?
  • Julio Let the Dogs Out
  • Goff Balls
  • My Ball Zach Ertz
  • My TE Ertz When Eifert
  • Eiferted
  • It's Too Late to Say Amari
  • Amari 2600
  • Have Amari Christmas
  • Stairway to Evans
  • Knockin on Evans Door
  • Hot Lockett
  • Roethlisberger Helper
  • GurleyThings
  • 2 Gurley's 1 Cup
  • Runs Like a Gurley
  • The Gurley Gates
  • A Zeke Outlook
  • All About That Bosa
  • Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood
  • From Wentz You Came
  • Wentz, Twice Three Times a Lady
  • Dude, Where's Derek Carr?
  • Forte inch Ditka
  • Steady Cams
  • Inglourious Bradfords
  • Breaking Bradford
  • Chronic Masterdeflater
  • Check My Balls
  • Discount Belichick
  • Yo Belichick Yo Self
  • Mariota Had a Little Lamb
  • Super Mario-ta
  • Marcus Mari...otto
  • Turn Down for Watt
  • JJ S.W.A.T.T. Team
  • 1.21 JJ WATTS

 

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  • The JPP Fireworks Incident
  • You Down With JPP?
  • Hernandez Hit Men
  • Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
  • You Kaepernick the Future
  • Geno 911!
  • Show Me Your TDs
  • Multiple Goregasms
  • 13 Reason Ajayi
  • InstaJimmyGraham
  • Show Me Your TDs Fantasy Football Team NameLadies and Edelman
  • Backfields and McCoys
  • Inglorious Staffords
  • Stafford Infection
  • Mike Vick in a box
  • Montee Can Buy you Happiness
  • My Percy's on Broadway
  • In a Van Down by the Rivers
  • Cry Me a Rivers
  • Pitch a Trent
  • 50 Trent
  • Drake's New Favorite Team
  • Waka Flacco Flame
  • U Mad Bro?
  • Abdullah Oblongata
  • Rudolph Redzone Reindeer
  • Trolling Crabtree
  • Kung Suh Panda
  • Suh Girls, One Cup
  • Boy Named Suh
  • Kyle Rudolph Reindeer, funny fantasy team namesNo Money Manziel
  • Evil Empire
  • Revis' Vineyard
  • Bend it Like Beckham Jr.
  • O-Dell No
  • OBJYN
  • Jay-Z's My Agent
  • To Khalil a Mockingbird
  • The Sony Side of Life
  • Off to Tennessee the Whiz
  • Remember the Titans
  • Kissing Suzy Kolber
  • Smokin' Jay Cutler
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
  • Poppin’ Bortles
  • Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
  • Kaepernick Swag
  • Mannings' O-Face
  • Sherman's Last Rant
  • The Boldin the Beautiful
  • Gisele's Bundchens
  • Mr. UGG Boots
  • Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady
  • Brady Gaga
  • The Brady Bunch
  • Luck Beat A Brady Tonight
  • Call Me the Brees
  • Hooked on a Thielen
  • No Romo
  • 80% Mental, 40% Physical
  • Laces Out
  • Show Me the Money
  • Big Ol' Bortles
  • Not Racist Redskins
  • Hard Knocks Life
  • Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  • It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
  • Favre Dollar Footlong
  • Brady Gaga, Funny Fantasy Team Names Crab-leg Bootleg
  • Luckness Monster
  • Up All Night to Get Luck-y
  • Red Hot Julius Peppers
  • Slow White Bronco

 

BONUS FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES

  • Mixon, Mix-off
  • Green Eggs and Cam
  • O.J.'s Parole Board
  • Baby Got Dak
  • Dak and Yellow
  • Nuthin' But a Jimmy G Thang
  • Truth or Derrius
  • Instant Kamara
  • Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
  • Kerryon My Wayward Son
  • Mariota Had a Little Lamb
  • Rolls Royces
  • MegaErtz
  • I Gotta Thielen
  • Male Pattern Baldwiness
  • Bad JuJu
  • JuJu Know What I'm Sayin'?
  • Can You Diggs It?
  • Diggs in a Blanket
  • The Mixon Administration
  • Mixon Match
  • Gore Values
  • Suh-and-a-Half Men
  • Suh-Tang Clan (Ain't Nuthing Ta F Wit) 
  • Peachy Keenum
  • Rage Against the Vereen
  • Kissing Cousins Good-bye
  • Too Good to be Trubisky
  • Thor: Ragnow-Rock
  • Hot Lockett
  • Ingram Toenails
  • Clam Crowder
  • T.Y. Very Much
  • T.Y. Dolla $ign
  • Tate Misbehavin'
  • I’ll Make You Jameis
  • All You Snead is Love
  • Bortles Service
  • Feel the Hurns
  • Hyde and Go Luck Yourself
  • Eastbound and Brown
  • Lamar the Merrier!
  • Lamar You Serious?
  • Serial Miller
  • We’re Allen this Together
  • It’s Von Like Donkey Kong
  • Rebel Yeldons
  • Turn Goff the Lights
  • Don't Eli To My Face
  • Let Sleeping Dogs Eli
  • More than a Thielen
  • Can't Stop the Thielen
  • Sony Side Up
  • A Rosen By Any Other Name...
  • Mayfield of Dreams
  • Three Blind Guice
  • Shake-N-Bakers
  • AP’s Daycare
  • Half-Baked
  • Zeke and Destroy
  • Suggs-ual Healing

 

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