125 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

The most clever, cool, crazy, silly and awesome fantasy football team names ever

Well, the 2018-19 NFL season is on its way, and hopefully you enjoyed America's favorite pastime, fantasy football, as much as we did. While it's hard to control how well you did in your draft or even during the season (depending on injuries), there's one thing you can control—having the best fantasy football team name. In fact, coming up with a funny, silly, crazy, great, clever, cool or even slightly crude fantasy football team name or fantasy football league name is a must-have to stand out in your league. With that, let's look at 125 absolutely awesome choices, plus a few bonus names for the season ahead:

Fantasy Football Team Names

  • Baby Got Dak
  • Deshaun of the Dead
  • Jason Kelce's Speech Writer
  • Jason Kelce's Tailor
  • All Barkley, All Bite 
  • Baker's Dozen
  • The Fabulous Baker Boy
  • Golden Tate Warriors
  • Dak to the Future
  • Golden Taint
  • Shake it Goff
  • Hartline Bling
  • Zeke Squad
  • PokeMoncrief
  • Little Red Fournette
  • Fournettecation
  • Hide & Zeke
  • Dalvin & The Chipmunks
  • When the Le'Veon Breaks
  • Le'Veon la Vida Loca
  • Le'Veon a Prayer
  • Highway to Bell
  • Game of Jones
  • Julio Think You Are?
  • Julio Let the Dogs Out
  • Goff Balls
  • My Ball Zach Ertz
  • My TE Ertz When Eifert
  • Eiferted
  • It's Too Late to Say Amari
  • Amari 2600
  • San Francisco 4th & 9ers
  • Stairway to Evans
  • Knockin on Evans Door
  • Hot Lockett
  • Roethlisberger Helper
  • GurleyThings
  • 2 Gurley's 1 Cup
  • Runs Like a Gurley
  • The Gurley Gates
  • A Zeke Outlook
  • All About That Bosa
  • Wilfork on 1st Date
  • Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood
  • Eat, Drink and D. Murray!
  • The Walking Dez
  • Dez Nuts
  • Dez Does Dallas
  • Dez-ed & Confused
  • Dez Dispencers
  • From Wentz You Came
  • Wentz, Twice — Three Times a Lady
  • Dude, Where's Derek Carr?
  • Forte inch Ditka
  • Inglourious Bradfords
  • Chronic Masterdeflater
  • Check My Balls
  • Discount Belichick
  • Yo Belichick Yo Self
  • Mariota Had a Little Lamb
  • Super Mario-ta
  • Marcus Mari...otto
  • Jamaal About That Bass
  • Jamaal Charles in Charge
  • Turn Down for Watt
  • JJ S.W.A.T.T. Team
  • 1.21 JJ WATTS
  • The JPP Fireworks Incident
  • You Down With JPP?
  • Hernandez Hit Men
  • Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
  • You Kaepernick the Future
  • Erect Dicker
  • Geno 911!
  • Show Me Your TDs
  • Multiple Goregasms
  • 13 Reason Ajayi
  • InstaJimmyGraham
  • Ladies and Edelman
  • Backfields and McCoys
  • Inglorious Staffords
  • Stafford Infection
  • Mike Vick in a box
  • Montee Can Buy you Happiness
  • My Percy's on Broadway
  • In a Van Down by the Rivers
  • Cry Me a Rivers
  • Pitch a Trent
  • 50 Trent
  • Drake's New Favorite Team
  • Mount Douchemore
  • Waka Flacco Flame
  • U Mad Bro?
  • Abdullah Oblongata
  • Rudolph Redzone Reindeer
  • Trolling Crabtree
  • Kung Suh Panda
  • Suh Girls, One Cup
  • Boy Named Suh
  • It's a Hard Gronk Life
  • Party Like a Gronk Star
  • The Big Gronkowski
  • We Wilfork You
  • Wilfork Dance Party
  • Keyshawn Beliebs
  • No Money Manziel
  • Evil Empire
  • Revis' Vineyard
  • Bend it Like Beckham Jr.
  • OBJYN
  • Jay-Z's My Agent
  • Off to Tennessee the Whiz
  • Remember the Titans
  • Kissing Suzy Kolber
  • Smokin' Jay Cutler
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
  • Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
  • Kaepernick Swag
  • Mannings' O-Face
  • Sherman's Last Rant
  • The Boldin the Beautiful
  • Gisele's Bundchens
  • Mr. UGG Boots
  • Brady Gaga
  • The Brady Bunch
  • Luck Beat A Brady Tonight
  • Call Me the Brees
  • No Romo
  • 80% Mental, 40% Physical
  • Laces Out
  • Show Me the Money
  • Big Ol' Bortles
  • Not Racist Redskins
  • Hard Knocks Life
  • Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  • It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
  • Favre Dollar Footlong
  • Crab-leg Bootleg
  • Makin' It DWayne
  • Luckness Monster
  • Up All Night to Get Luck-y
  • Red Hot Julius Peppers
  • Slow White Bronco

BONUS FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMES

  • Green Eggs and Cam
  • O.J.'s Parole Board
  • Baby Got Dak
  • Dak and Yellow