25 Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names (Updated)

These cool and funny hockey team names will make your league laugh

The 2017-18 NHL season will be upon us soon and that means it's time for more slap shots, fist fights, line changes, icing and fantasy hockey. Only one team will raise the Stanley Cup at the end of the season, but everyone can have a funny, clever and cool fantasy hockey team name worthy of a toothless smile and playoff beard.


Here are the best hockey team names:


  • Moves Like Jagr
  • Jagr Bombs
  • Ride My Zamboni
  • Right in Her 5-Hole
  • Curved Stick
  • The New Great One
  • Smashville
  • The Flying Elbows
  • Wanna Puck?
  • Puck You
  • The Mighty Pucks
  • Puck Norris
  • Dropping the Gloves
  • Toothless Wonders
  • Mother Puckers
  • Five For Fighting
  • Gordie Howe Hat Tricks
  • Goon Squad
  • Big Daddy Kane
  • Blades of Glory
  • Duck Dynasty
  • Mighty Duck Face
  • Zambronies
  • Quack is Wack
  • Canadien Tuxedo
  • Olympic Oshie

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