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50 Funny College Basketball-March Madness Bracket Names


With the 2013 NCAA Tournament kicking off next week, it's time for college basketball fans to start filling out their March Madness brackets. For those playing online, it also means coming up with a humorous or ridiculously over-the-top name to go along with their ill-fated picks. With that in mind, we pulled together some of our favorites. 

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Grand Theft Otto Porter Jr.(Georgetown)

Full Metal Bracket

Naters Gonna Nate (South Dakota State’s Nate Wolters)

Dunk You Very Much

Don’t Haith the Player, Haith the Game

I saw Gun-Zaga, You Say Gone-Zaga, let’s call the whole thing off

I Got the Vander Blues

My Russdiculous Picks

The Dana Altman Brothers Band

Pros and Cuonzo

March Sadness

Happily Raftery After

Did you get your spring game ticket yet? (SEC fans only)

Rick Byrd’s Sweatervest

John Groce Pointe Blank

Final Fourgasm

A Cinderella Story

Russ-elmania 2013

Siva Seat for Me

Knock Down the Trey (Trey Burke, Michigan)

Boom Skaka Shaka

What Cav you done for me lately?

I’d rather be golfing with Jim Boeheim

What channel is TruTV again?

Church of Bracketology

Don't Tell Anyone, but I kinda like Notre Dame's Uniforms

March Mad Men

James Michael McAdoo the Right Thing

Calipari's Recruiting Budget

Lobos know Brackets

Wake me up when Duke loses

Shabazz-er Beaters

When I Think About You I Touch Bill Self

Thad Matta World Peace

Cinderella's Left Slipper

All Zeller, No Filler

Wait, this isn't the NIT?

Winning by Accident

One and Done

Buzzer Beaters Anonymous

My Other Bracket Joined the ACC

Buzz Williams' Barber

One Man Wolfpack

iPick Pretty Jerseys

No X-'Cuse-s 

Villa No Fun 

Shoeless Joe Jackson (Memphis)

The Butler Did it ... Again

Could it be ... CREIGHTON?

Larranaga, Moe and Curly

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