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68 Funny NCAA Tournament Bracket Team Names


The NCAA Tournament is about to tip off. And while only one person will win your office bracket pick 'em pool — probably the girl who makes her picks based on colors, mascots and hot dude-bros, not the nerd alert with bookmarked — everyone can have a funny March Madness bracket team name. Here are 68 names that should get a chuckle from the First Four to the Final Four.

Sister Jean’s Holy Bracket

Full Metal Bracket

March Sadness

So You're Saying There's a Chance

When I Think About You I Touch Bill Self

Not In Kansas Anymore

Luke (Maye), Use the Force

Crying Jordans

Shock It To Me

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Shock and Awe

March Mad Men

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I Still Hate Laettner

Ball So Hard University

Basket Cases

Definitely In My Izzone

Point Gods

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Sparty Party

Cinderella Story

Boom Shaka Shaka

One Man Wolf Pack


Church of Bracketology

Stretch Final Fours

Backdoor Man

Air Ballers

2-3 Zoners

Jim Boeheim's Jacket

Premature Ejection

TV Teddy

Cronin's Valentine

Billy the Kid is the Man

Chomp-ionship Coronation

Greatest Recruiting Class Ever

Calipari's Recruiting Budget

Ashley's Judds

Big Bluegrass Nation

Pitino's 15-Second Drill

Italian Sausage Stuffed Snapper

Coach K's Stool

Cameron Crazies

Jay Bilas Follows Me

Bo Knows

Bo's Badgers

F--- 'Em Bucky

7-10 Splits


The Shockers?


Shabazz-er Beater

Slow Mo

Jerry's House Party

Oracles of Omaha

Warren Buffett's Bracket

Billion-Dollar Bracket

Big Dancin' For Money

One Shining Moment

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