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68 Funny NCAA Tournament Bracket Team Names for 2015

March Madness

March Madness

The NCAA Tournament is almost here. Selection Sunday is around the corner. Only one person will win your office bracket pick ‘em pool. But everyone can have a funny March Madness bracket team name. Here are 68 names that should get a laugh, from the First Four to the Final Four.

Final Fourgasm

Cinderella Story

Boom Shaka Shaka

When I Think About You I Touch Bill Self

Not In Kansas Anymore

Shock It To Me

Shock and Awe

Stallings Will F’n Kill You

Court Stormers

Fear the Flash Mob

Hot Sauce

Bill Walton Smells Colors

7-10 Splits


Full Metal Bracket

Game, Blouses

Prince Jersey Chaser

March Mad Men

Fast Breaking Bad

Ball So Hard University

Definitely In My Izzone

Sparty Party

Horace Grant’s Nephew

Bruce Pearl’s BBQ

Tokoto Drift

Tark the Left Shark

Tark the Shark Week

Bo Knows

Bo’s Badgers

F--- ‘Em Bucky

Bo Knows Loose Balls

Mudiay’s Semester Abroad

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Headbands Make Her Dance

Anthony Benedetto’s Wahoos

I Left My Heart in Charlottesville

Big Dancin’ For Money

One Shining Moment

And1 Shining Moment


Church of Bracketology

Amoeba Defense

Stretch Final Fours

Back Door Man

Air Ballers

TV Teddy

Two Ferns, One POTUS

One Man Wolf Pack

POTUS > Clark Kellogg

Pitino’s 15-Second Drill

Italian Sausage Stuffed Snapper

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Ospreys Cray

One Time at Band Camp


I Still Hate Laettner

Coach 1K

50 Shades of Grayson Allen

Cameron Crazies

Jay Bilas Follows Me

Duke’s No-Look Policy


Carmelo Anthony Davis

Air Rysheed Jordan

Calipari’s Recruiting Budget

Ashley’s Judds

Big Bluegrass Nation

One and Won