You can go to one college football game each weekend. You can't go to the same place twice and the travel budget is endless.
Where are you going? That's 14 straight weekends on 14 different campuses, so ask the spouse for forgiveness, not permission.
The possibilities are almost endless. And it would make for a dream come true for most college football fans.
So I dove into the 2015 schedule and plotted out my dream vacation travel itinerary. Here is where I would go this fall:
Week 1: Ohio State at Virginia Tech
One of the greatest football settings in the entire nation will host a Labor Day celebration. Ohio State begins its national title defense to the sound of "Enter Sandman" in Blacksburg, Va. The Buckeyes will have revenge on their mind in Week 1, but a very stout and prideful Virginia Tech defense awaits them for this national TV showcase in Lane Stadium at night. (For the record, I'd lay the 16 points).
Back-up plan: Texas at Notre Dame
Week 2: Oregon at Michigan State
Mark Dantonio and Connor Cook can not only exact revenge on Oregon in Spartan Stadium but can give themselves a serious Playoff feather in their cap in just Week 2. A win over the Ducks puts the Spartans in a position to snag a Playoff spot with what amounts to essentially a tie-breaker over a potential Pac-12 title team.
Back-up plan: Oklahoma at Tennessee
Week 3: Ole Miss at Alabama
Speaking of revenge, Ole Miss makes a short drive east to Tuscaloosa to play preseason SEC favorite Alabama. A win for Hugh Freeze would immediately upset the SEC West pecking order just three weeks into the season. However, the Tide have won 12 straight over the Rebels at home, dating back to 1988.
Back-up plan: Auburn at LSU
Week 4: Tennessee at Florida
With a late-season trip to Tempe pending, I’ll settle for my second choice. Florida has won 10 straight over Tennessee and a loss for the Vols would all but take them out of SEC East contention. A win for Florida gives Jim McElwain instant credibility. This once great rivalry could be making a comeback very soon.
Back-up plan: USC at Arizona State
Week 5: Alabama at Georgia
For the third straight week, I will tailgate in the SEC. The first two were just appetizers for this one. These two haven’t met in Athens since 2008 when Bama rolled 41-30. This is a massive, likely top-10 matchup and SEC title game preview all rolled into one that is must-see TV.
Back-up plan: Notre Dame at Clemson
Week 6: Oklahoma vs. Texas
With much respect to Florida and Georgia, there is no better neutral-site game in college football than The Red River Riv… Shootout. It’s one of the top rivalries in the nation, is always a close game and the Texas State Fair is a sight to behold for fans of all ages.
Back-up plan: Wisconsin at Nebraska
Week 7: USC at Notre Dame
Let’s head north to the hallowed ground of Notre Dame Stadium. The Irish and Trojans renew an 87-year-old battle for the Jeweled Shillelagh. USC has won five of the last six in South Bend but Brian Kelly’s bunch won the last meeting at home in 2013. This game could be a Playoff elimination game.
Back-up plan: Penn State at Ohio State
Podcast: Preseason College Football Playoff Preview
Week 8: Auburn at Arkansas
Gus Malzahn and Bret Bielema can down play it all they want but these two programs don’t like each other. And Arkansas could be the top challenger to the state of Alabama. Auburn has a brutal schedule but this could be the Tigers' toughest road test of the year. One team will try to run a billion plays while the other will attempt the opposite.
Back-up plan: Florida State at Georgia Tech
Week 9: Oregon at Arizona State
A Pac-12 title game preview takes place in the desert when the Ducks fly south to take on Arizona State. The Sun Devils will be a sneaky good defensive team and Vernon Adams will be settled in as Oregon's starting quarterback by this point. Look for a late-night Thursday shootout.
Back-up plan: Ole Miss at Auburn
Week 10: Florida State at Clemson
Nov. 7 will be a huge day in the SEC West, as LSU takes on Alabama, Arkansas visits Ole Miss and Auburn heads to College Station. But I’m passing on all three to head to Death Valley, S.C. The Atlantic Division, ACC Championship and College Football Playoff spot could hang in the balance when the Noles and Tigers battle.
Back-up plan: LSU at Alabama
Week 11: Oregon at Stanford
The Pac-12 North will likely hang in the balance when Oregon visits Stanford in what has become one of the West Coast’s top rivalries. Offense vs. defense. Flash vs. toughness. Old school vs. new. The winner of this game has gone on to win the Pac-12 title five years in a row.
Back-up plan: Georgia at Auburn
Week 12: Michigan State at Ohio State
My decision on where to go in Week 12 likely hinges on what happens in Week 2. Should Michigan State beat Oregon, then both the Spartans and Buckeyes likely enter this game unbeaten and eyeing a Playoff spot. If Oregon wins, then I’m likely heading to Eugene to watch USC visit Autzen Stadium.
Back-up plan: USC at Oregon
Week 13: Alabama at Auburn
I wish there was three of me. Ohio State visits Michigan and Baylor visits TCU on the same day. But there is only one place I’d rather be than Fort Worth or Ann Arbor in Week 13 and that’s the Plains of Alabama for the Iron Bowl. Division, conference and national championships could be on the line in the 80th meeting between the two in-state rivals.
Back-up plan: Baylor at TCU
Week 14: Pac-12 title game
The Big Ten title game is going to be one-sided. The ACC champion could already have two losses. The SEC Championship Game has been lopsided two straight years and will likely once again see a heavy West Division favorite. The Pac-12 title game is the likeliest to have two one-loss teams vying for a trip to the College Football Playoff.
Back-up plan: SEC Championship Game