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Jokes About Arkansas Rivals

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Arkansas' biggest rivals.

• What happens when Nick Saban takes Viagra?

He gets taller.

• How many LSU football players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.

• What does the average Mississippi State football player get on his SAT?

Drool.

• Did you hear that Ole Miss’ football team doesn't have a website?

The Rebs can't string three "Ws" together.

• Did you hear about the new honor system at Auburn?

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Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

• What do Alabama fans use for birth control?

Their personalities.

• Why don’t LSU fans eat barbecue beans?

Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.

• What do you call 20 Alabama fans skydiving from an airplane?

Skeet.

• You know you’re from Alabama if:

Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

• Things you will never hear an LSU fan say:

I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.