Here are some of our favorite jokes about Arkansas' biggest rivals.
• What happens when Nick Saban takes Viagra?
He gets taller.
• How many LSU football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.
• What does the average Mississippi State football player get on his SAT?
• Did you hear that Ole Miss’ football team doesn't have a website?
The Rebs can't string three "Ws" together.
• Did you hear about the new honor system at Auburn?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.
• What do Alabama fans use for birth control?
• Why don’t LSU fans eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
• What do you call 20 Alabama fans skydiving from an airplane?
• You know you’re from Alabama if:
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
• Things you will never hear an LSU fan say:
I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.