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Jokes About Clemson Rivals

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Clemson's biggest rivals:

• What does a South Carolina fan do when the Gamecocks win the championship?
He turns off the PlayStation.

• What do you call a Gamecock in a BCS bowl game? 
A referee.

• Why do South Carolina football players like smart women?
Opposites attract.

• How many Florida State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a sophomore course.

• How many Gamecock fans does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one...unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!

• Did you hear what happened to the South Carolina fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within 5 miles of home?
He moved.

• Did you hear about the new honor system at Florida State?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

• Why don’t South Carolina fans eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.

• What do you call 20 South Carolina fans skydiving from an airplane?

• Things you will never hear a South Carolina fan say:
I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.