Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team.
Here are some of our favorite jokes about LSU's biggest rivals.
â¢ What happens when Nick Saban takes Viagra?
He gets taller.
â¢ How many Alabama football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.
â¢ What does the average Alabama football player get on his SAT?
â¢ Did you hear about the new honor system at Alabama?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.
â¢ How does an Ole Miss fan count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4â¦
â¢ How many Crimson Tide fans does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one . . . unless itâs a blowout, then they all show up!
â¢ What do Alabama fans use for birth control?
â¢ Did you hear what happened to the Arkansas fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within five miles of home?
â¢ How do you get an Mississippi State graduate off your front porch?
You pay for the pizza.
â¢ You know youâre from Alabama if:
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.