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Jokes About Michigan Rivals

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Michigan's biggest rivals.

• What happens when Urban Meyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller.

• How many Ohio State football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.

• What does the average Ohio State football player get on his SAT?

• Did you hear about the new honor system at Ohio State?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

• Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
Michigan State. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy

• Why is Michigan State replacing the turf in its stadium with cardboard?
The Spartans always look better on paper.

• Why don’t Michigan State fans eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.

• How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your front porch?
You pay for the pizza.

• What do you call 20 Notre Dame fans skydiving from an airplane?

• Things you will never hear an Ohio State fan say:
I have reviewed your application.

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