Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team.
Here are some of our favorite jokes about Michigan's biggest rivals.
â¢ What happens when Urban Meyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller.
â¢ How many Ohio State football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets four academic credits for it.
â¢ What does the average Ohio State football player get on his SAT?
â¢ Did you hear about the new honor system at Ohio State?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.
â¢ Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
Michigan State. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy
â¢ Why is Michigan State replacing the turf in its stadium with cardboard?
The Spartans always look better on paper.
â¢ Why donât Michigan State fans eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
â¢ How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your front porch?
You pay for the pizza.
â¢ What do you call 20 Notre Dame fans skydiving from an airplane?
â¢ Things you will never hear an Ohio State fan say:
I have reviewed your application.
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