Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team
Here are some of our favorite jokes about Michigan State's biggest rivals.
• What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans? Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
• Did you hear about the new honor system at Michigan? Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.
• How many Michigan freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? None. That’s a sophomore course.
• How does a Minnesota fan count to 10? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4…..
• How many Michigan fans does it take to change a flat tire? Just one . . . unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!
• What do Michigan fans use for birth control? Their personalities.
• What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Nebraska fan? A tattoo.
• What do you call 20 Michigan fans skydiving from an airplane? Skeet.
• Things you will never hear a Michigan fan say: I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.