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Jokes About Ohio State Rivals

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Ohio State's biggest rivals.

• What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans?
Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

• Why do Michigan football players like smart women?
Opposites attract.

• How does an Indiana fan count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4…..

• How many Michigan fans does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one . . . unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!

• What do Michigan fans use for birth control?
Their personalities.

• Did you hear what happened to the Michigan fan when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within five miles of home?
He moved.

• What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Michigan fan?
A tattoo.

• The Foo Fighters are playing at Ross-Ade Stadium this fall.
They're 10-point favorites.

• What do you call 20 Michigan fans skydiving from an airplane?

• You know you’re from Wisconsin if:
You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.

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