Because sometimes it's good to make fun of the other team.
Here are some of our favorite jokes about Oklahoma's biggest rivals.
â¢ What does an Oklahoma State fan do when the Cowboys win the BCS championship?
He turns off the PlayStation.
â¢ What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Oklahoma State fans?
Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
â¢ What does the average Texas football player get on his SAT?
â¢ Did you hear about the new honor system at Texas?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.
â¢ How many Oklahoma State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Thatâs a sophomore course.
â¢ How many Texas fans does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one . . . unless itâs a blowout, then they all show up!
â¢ Why is Texas replacing the turf in its stadium with cardboard?
The Longhorns always look better on paper.
â¢ Why donât Oklahoma State fans eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
â¢ What do you call 20 Texas fans skydiving from an airplane?
â¢ You know youâre from Texas if:
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.