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Jokes About Virginia Tech Rivals

Here are some of our favorite jokes about Virginia Tech's biggest rivals.

• What does a Virginia fan do when the Cavaliers win the BCS championship?
He turns off the PlayStation.

• A man in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, "Wanna hear a Miami joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Look, fella, I'm six feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm a Miami grad. The guy next to me is 6-2, 225, and he's a Miami grad. The big dude next to him is 6-5, weighs 250, and he's a Miami grad. You still wanna tell that joke?" The first man replies: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

• What do you get when you cross Virginia with a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football.

• Did you hear about the new honor system at Miami?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

• Why do Miami football players like smart women?
Opposites attract.

• How does a Duke fan count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4...

• What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Virginia fan?
A tattoo.

• What do you call 20 Virginia fans skydiving from an airplane?

• Things you will never hear a Miami fan say:
I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 

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