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Outrageous College Football Predictions: Week 13

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The original reality TV show is sports. No contrived setting where seven strangers living in a house or one bachelor searching for love can match the excitement the Iron Bowl delivered last fall.

The beauty of college football lies in its complete unpredictability and drama. Here are some outrageous predictions for Week 13.

Note: The point of this column is to have some fun and make some outlandish predictions. Please react accordingly.

Two ranked teams will lose this weekend

Last weekend, 10 ranked teams lost, including three of the top nine. However, only two ranked teams will lose in Week 13 and that’s only because they are playing against another ranked team. No. 13 Arizona visits No. 23 Utah and No. 25 Minnesota visits No. 16 Nebraska. Other than that, the 17 other ranked teams in action will all win. Mark it down.

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At least two Big Ten coaches will be fired

When Illinois loses at home to Penn State, Tim Beckman will fall to 2-21 in the Big Ten with one game left in his third season. When Michigan loses at home to Maryland, Brady Hoke will fall to 6-10 in the Big Ten since losing to Ohio State in 2012 — just 12-14 overall since that game. Both won't survive the weekend and will join Will Muschamp in what should be a rapidly growing pool of guys looking for work. This speaks nothing of what could happen at Indiana (slight chance), Purdue (unlikely) or Iowa (way too expensive to make a move).

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The Big Game will determine bowl eligibility

Just imagine uttering this statement in July. How outrageous would this have been? After going 1-11 in his first season, you're telling me Sonny Dykes and Cal would be 5-5 going into The Big Game? After winning back-to-back Pac-12 titles, you're also telling me David Shaw and Stanford would be 5-5 going into The Big Game? But it's true. Stanford visits UCLA in the season finale and Cal hosts BYU — both of which figure to be tough matchups — so the winner of The Big Game will likely head to a bowl game while the loser could be sitting at home during the holidays.

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There will, in fact, be a meaningful SEC game

In Week 13, the SEC will face Eastern Kentucky (Florida), Charleston Southern (Georgia), South Alabama (South Carolina), Western Carolina (Alabama) and Samford (Auburn). Yet, there's a saving grace that could impact the SEC championship picture. Ole Miss visits Arkansas and Missouri makes the trip to Knoxville to play Tennessee. If the Tigers and Rebels lose, they are both eliminated from the SEC title game. If both win out and Alabama loses to Auburn next week, then Mizzou and Ole Miss would meet in Atlanta, thus making Week 13 one of the most important of the season (despite the complete garbage Mike Slive is putting on the field) for the SEC.

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Pat Haden and Jeff Ulbrich will fight

USC at UCLA is arguably the biggest game (and maybe one of the only games worth watching) of the weekend and possibly the biggest game of the Pac-12 South's season. USC Athletic Director Pat Haden and UCLA defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich have both had an interesting season on the sidelines and both are intense individuals. Look for fisticuffs between the two passionate rivals in Los Angeles.

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