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7 Outrageous College Football Predictions: Week 8

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The beauty of sports, in particular college football, lies in their complete unpredictability and reality TV-like drama. And Week 7 was the first upset-filled Saturday of action as Stanford, Oklahoma and Michigan fell from the ranks of unbeatens despite being favored by a combined 26 points. Things are only getting cranked up on the college gridiron, however, as huge showdowns this weekend highlight what should be a fantastic next month of action. Here's what might happen in Week 8.

Note: The point of this column is to have some fun and make some outlandish predictions. Please react accordingly.

Sean Mannion will set the single-game Pac-12 passing record
Arizona State’s Andrew Walter set the single-game passing record with 536 yards against No. 6 Oregon on Oct. 19, 2002. Mannion is lapping the nation when it comes to passing after 493 yards against Washington State — his fourth 400-yard game of the season. He is leading the nation at 418.5 yards per game and six more TD passes (25) than anyone else in the country. Against the 123rd ranked defense in the nation, Cal (518.0 ypg), there is a good chance Mannion sets the conference single-game passing record.

Texas A&M will score 60 points
Auburn is dramatically improved on both sides of the ball. It’s allowing just 18.8 points per game after allowing 28.3 last year. The offense is much better as well and should be able to move the ball against a porous Texas A&M defense. However, Auburn is still allowing roughly 400 yards per game on defense and Johnny Manziel still plays quarterback for the Aggies. Ole Miss did everything but win the game last week against TAMU but, still, Manziel won the day. The Aggies have scored at least 40 points in nine straight games and hung 63 on Auburn last year… on the road. Take the over, folks.

Three ranked SEC teams will lose on the road
No. 24 Auburn isn’t the only ranked SEC team playing on the road this weekend. No. 6 LSU visits Ole Miss, No. 11 South Carolina heads to Tennessee, No. 22 Florida goes to No. 14 Mizzou and No. 15 Georgia visits Vanderbilt. The Dawgs and Gators have been decimated by injuries and could easily fall to Eastern Division foes. The Gamecocks and Vols always play tough and Ole Miss might be the best home team of the bunch. Look for at least two upsets on the road this weekend to go with Auburn’s loss.

No one will watch the Big Ten
I don’t know what the TV ratings look like for an entire conference week-by-week, but I am willing to bet the viewership for the Big Ten this weekend will be as low as it’s ever been. Two major brands, Penn State and Nebraska, are on bye this week and not one of the five games in the league features a single-digit point spread. Indiana is a 10-point dog to Michigan and that might be the best game of the weekend in the Midwest. Or is it Wisconsin’s road trip to Illinois? Minnesota at Northwestern? Iowa at Ohio State? Purdue at Michigan State? I rest my case.

Stanford will lose back-to-back games for the first time since 2009
The Cardinal haven’t lost back-to-back games since losing at Oregon State and Arizona in October 2009. Stanford is 44-8 since that time and hasn’t lost two games in a row over that span. After falling to a quality Utah team on the road last weekend, Stanford hosts No. 9 UCLA and Heisman candidates Brett Hundley and Anthony Barr. The Cardinal’s offense hasn’t been nearly as strong as anticipated and UCLA has quickly rebuilt its skill positions. Look for UCLA to avenge both 2012 losses to Stanford by toppling the mighty Cardinal this weekend.

Ed Orgeron will get in a fight with The Leprechaun
Let’s be honest, everybody wants their mascot to fight the Notre Dame Leprechaun. But few would want their head coach to come to blows with the other team’s mascot. USC might be the exception. The infamously short-tempered Orgeron watched his team nearly cough up a 21-point fourth-quarter lead last Thursday against Arizona and one can only imagine what the locker room was like following the win. The excitable and bizarre defensive coordinator-turned-head coach doesn’t take too kindly to losing and/or taunting. In a heated rivalry game with Notre Dame, fans should expect the unexpected from Coach O. Or, at least, a guy can hope.

The State of Texas won’t lose
There are 12 FBS programs in Texas. Texas-San Antonio, UTEP and Texas are not playing this weekend, but the other nine will go unbeaten. Texas A&M and Baylor are heavy home favorites over Auburn and Iowa State. Texas Tech visits West Virginia. Rice plays at 0-6 New Mexico State, SMU visits 1-4 Memphis, Texas State hosts winless Georgia State and North Texas visits 2-4 Louisiana Tech. If TCU can somehow pull the upset over a beatable Oklahoma State team and unbeaten Houston can hold serve at home against an improving BYU team, the Lone Star State could go 9-0 this weekend.