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Picture Day 2015: ACC Coaches Captioned

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It was picture day at ACC Media Days 2015 on Tuesday.

There is just something hilarious about this photo of 14 grown adult men in golf shirts posing together. Some look happy, some look angry, some look like they have no idea what they're doing posing for a class photo. So here are a few captions. (Feel free to send your ideas to @AthlonSports.)

First row (left to right):

David Cutcliffe, Duke: Inventor of the Man-Spread Offense

Paul Johnson, Georgia Tech: F@$& this $h!%

Al Golden, Miami: It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

Larry Fedora, North Carolina: MUSCLE MILK! PROTEIN! POWERBARS!

Pat Narduzzi, Pitt: Does this shirt make me look Big Ten?

Mike London, Virginia: Who wins in a fight: Pythons or Hokie birds?

Frank Beamer, Virginia Tech: Hey, Cutt, let me ask you about this "offense" you speak of.

Second row (left to right):

Steve Addazio, Boston College: Nobody puts Dude in a corner.

Dabo Swinney, Clemson: Heidely-ho, neighbor!

Jimbo Fisher, Florida State: Why am I always standing next to an a$$hole?

Bobby Petrino, Louisville: Yo, Jimbo. Where’s the party at tonight?

Dave Doeren, NC State: I’ll terk all of yer jerbs.

Scott Shafer, Syracuse: I love lamp!

Dave Clawson, Wake Forest: There are literally zero reasons I should be this happy.