100 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names
100 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names
Soccer (or football, as it's known to anyone outside of the U.S.), is the most popular sport on the planet. Fortunately, it's catching on in America as fans have more access than ever to watch matches being played around the world. And like all sports in America, we feel the need to turn it into a fantasty sport. So, if you're going to join a fantasy soccer league, you're going to need a cool name for your team. We have scoured the interweb to generate what we think are some of the funniest, silliest, coolest, craziest, and best fantasy soccer team names for 2017 to help get you started in your quest for fantasy soccer glory. Here they are in alphabetical order…
2 Girls 1 Schlupp
2 Goals 1 Cup
99 Problems, but a Pitch ain’t 1
ABCDE FC
About to Get Messi
Absolutely Fábregas!
Arse 'n' All
Ayew Messi?
Bacuna Mata-ta
Bad Kompany
Baines on Toast
Bale Me Out!
Balotelli-tubbies
Barce-loners
Beat Around Debuchy
Benteke Fried Chicken
Best Team Evra!
Busquets and Gravy
Chicken Fried Reus
Chubby Alonsos
Crystal Phallus
Ctrl Alt De Laet
Deeney in a Bottle
De Roon is on Fire
Dirty Sanchez Messi Pepe
Don't Call Me Schürrle
Dukes of Hazard
Dyslexia Untied
Every Day I'm Schneiderlin
Eye of the Schweinsteiger
Farcelona
Fiorentina Turner
For Fuchs Sake
Game of Throw-Ins
Green Eggs and Lahm
Hakuna Juan Mata
Hangover 96
Hit Me Bebe' One More Time
How I Met Your Mata
I Bent My Set Piece
I Smell Pu Nani
Inter Me-Van
Kane You Kick it?
Kings of Lyon
Klopp Goes the Weasel
Klopps and Robbens
Klose, but no cigar!
Kroos Control
Kroos-ing for a Bruising
Krul Intentions
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Leave My Arse-elona!
Lord of the Ings
Lovren an Elevator
Man Chest Hair United
Men Behaving Chadli
Moleicester City
Motor Boateng Man Titty
Moves Like Agger
Mr. Bojan-Goals
My Little Kone
Neymar Mr. Nice Guy
No Fuchs Given
No Weimann No Cry
Nolito's Way
Not a Karius in the World
Not Kalou, bro
One Flew Over Lukaku's Nest
Pathetico Madrid
Payet Forward
Petr Cech Yourself
Phantom of the Chopra
Pjanic at the Disco
Pleased to Michu
Queens Park Strangers
Real Sociopath
Right in the Feghoulis
Robben You Blind
Ronaldo-nuts
Rooney Tunes
Show Me the Mane'
Silence of the Lahms
Slum Dog Mignolet
Sons of Pitches!
Sporting Lesbian
Sterling-Silva
Sturridge Wars
Tea and Busquets
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
The Big Lewandowski
The Kouyaté Kid
The Wizard of Ozil
Unprotected Cesc
We're Going Toulouse
Whateverton
Where's Wondo?
Who Ate All DePays?
Willian Dollar Baby
YOLO Toure
You Kante' be Serious
You Musa be Joaquin
— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS.
