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100 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

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100 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

100 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

Soccer (or football, as it's known to anyone outside of the U.S.), is the most popular sport on the planet. Fortunately, it's catching on in America as fans have more access than ever to watch matches being played around the world. And like all sports in America, we feel the need to turn it into a fantasty sport. So, if you're going to join a fantasy soccer league, you're going to need a cool name for your team. We have scoured the interweb to generate what we think are some of the funniest, silliest, coolest, craziest, and best fantasy soccer team names for 2017 to help get you started in your quest for fantasy soccer glory. Here they are in alphabetical order…

2 Girls 1 Schlupp

2 Goals 1 Cup

99 Problems, but a Pitch ain’t 1

ABCDE FC

About to Get Messi

Absolutely Fábregas!

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Arse 'n' All

Ayew Messi?

Bacuna Mata-ta

Bad Kompany

Baines on Toast

Bale Me Out!

Balotelli-tubbies

Barce-loners

Beat Around  Debuchy

Benteke Fried Chicken

Best Team Evra!

Busquets and Gravy

Chicken Fried Reus

Chubby Alonsos

Crystal Phallus

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Deeney in a Bottle

De Roon is on Fire

Dirty Sanchez Messi Pepe

Don't Call Me Schürrle

Dukes of Hazard

Dyslexia Untied

Every Day I'm Schneiderlin

Eye of the Schweinsteiger

Farcelona

Fiorentina Turner

For Fuchs Sake

Game of Throw-Ins

Green Eggs and Lahm

Hakuna Juan Mata

Hangover 96

Hit Me Bebe' One More Time

How I Met Your Mata

I Bent My Set Piece

I Smell Pu Nani

Inter Me-Van

Kane You Kick it?

Kings of Lyon

Klopp Goes the Weasel

Klopps and Robbens

Klose, but no cigar!

Kroos Control

Kroos-ing for a Bruising

Krul Intentions

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Leave My Arse-elona!

Lord of the Ings

Lovren an Elevator

Man Chest Hair United

Men Behaving Chadli

Moleicester City

Motor Boateng Man Titty

Moves Like Agger

Mr. Bojan-Goals

My Little Kone

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Neymar Mr. Nice Guy

No Fuchs Given

No Weimann No Cry

Nolito's Way

Not a Karius in the World

Not Kalou, bro

One Flew Over Lukaku's Nest

Pathetico Madrid

Payet Forward

Petr Cech Yourself

Phantom of the Chopra

Pjanic at the Disco

Pleased to Michu

Queens Park Strangers

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Real Sociopath

Right in the Feghoulis

Robben You Blind

Ronaldo-nuts

Rooney Tunes

Show Me the Mane'

Silence of the Lahms

Slum Dog Mignolet

Sons of Pitches!

Sporting Lesbian

Sterling-Silva

Sturridge Wars

Tea and Busquets

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

The Big Lewandowski

The Kouyaté Kid

The Wizard of Ozil

Unprotected Cesc

We're Going Toulouse

Whateverton

Where's Wondo?

Who Ate All DePays?

Willian Dollar Baby

YOLO Toure

You Kante' be Serious

You Musa be Joaquin

— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS.