100 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

You may not have the best fantasy team, but at least you'll have the best name

Soccer (or football, as it's known to anyone outside of the U.S.), is the most popular sport on the planet. Fortunately, it's catching on in America as fans have more access than ever to watch matches being played around the world. And like all sports in America, we feel the need to turn it into a fantasty sport. So, if you're going to join a fantasy soccer league, you're going to need a cool name for your team. We have scoured the interweb to generate what we think are some of the funniest, silliest, coolest, craziest, and best fantasy soccer team names for 2017 to help get you started in your quest for fantasy soccer glory. Here they are in alphabetical order…


2 Girls 1 Schlupp


2 Goals 1 Cup


99 Problems, but a Pitch ain’t 1




About to Get Messi


Absolutely Fábregas!


Arse 'n' All


Ayew Messi?


Bacuna Mata-ta


Bad Kompany


Baines on Toast


Bale Me Out!






Beat Around  Debuchy


Benteke Fried Chicken


Best Team Evra!


Busquets and Gravy


Chicken Fried Reus


Chubby Alonsos


Crystal Phallus


Ctrl Alt De Laet


Deeney in a Bottle


De Roon is on Fire


Dirty Sanchez Messi Pepe


Don't Call Me Schürrle


Dukes of Hazard


Dyslexia Untied


Every Day I'm Schneiderlin


Eye of the Schweinsteiger




Fiorentina Turner


For Fuchs Sake


Game of Throw-Ins


Green Eggs and Lahm


Hakuna Juan Mata


Hangover 96


Hit Me Bebe' One More Time


How I Met Your Mata


I Bent My Set Piece


I Smell Pu Nani


Inter Me-Van


Kane You Kick it?


Kings of Lyon


Klopp Goes the Weasel


Klopps and Robbens


Klose, but no cigar!


Kroos Control


Kroos-ing for a Bruising


Krul Intentions


Leave My Arse-elona!


Lord of the Ings


Lovren an Elevator


Man Chest Hair United


Men Behaving Chadli


Moleicester City


Motor Boateng Man Titty


Moves Like Agger


Mr. Bojan-Goals


My Little Kone


Neymar Mr. Nice Guy


No Fuchs Given


No Weimann No Cry


Nolito's Way


Not a Karius in the World


Not Kalou, bro


One Flew Over Lukaku's Nest


Pathetico Madrid


Payet Forward


Petr Cech Yourself


Phantom of the Chopra


Pjanic at the Disco


Pleased to Michu


Queens Park Strangers


Real Sociopath


Right in the Feghoulis


Robben You Blind




Rooney Tunes


Show Me the Mane'


Silence of the Lahms


Slum Dog Mignolet


Sons of Pitches!


Sporting Lesbian




Sturridge Wars


Tea and Busquets


Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels


The Big Lewandowski


The Kouyaté Kid


The Wizard of Ozil


Unprotected Cesc


We're Going Toulouse




Where's Wondo?


Who Ate All DePays?


Willian Dollar Baby


YOLO Toure


You Kante' be Serious


You Musa be Joaquin


— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS.

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Monday, February 6, 2017 - 22:46
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