125 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

From "Star Wars" to NSFW to some classics, this list has got a little bit of everything

Naming your fantasy baseball team is both fun as well as important for your fantasy leagues.

 

Let’s be honest here, no one enjoys seeing an owner named “Team Hudson” or even worse, “Team 11.” How can it be that difficult to name your fantasy team right? I mean if you don’t take or have the time to change your team name, what are the chances you will take time to manage your roster the entire season?

 

Another element to consider is having the BEST team name in your league. You don’t want to use a recycled and outdated team name when you can keep it fresh. Focus on a player you drafted, a favorite television show, book or movie. Or if you really want to make yourself and other owners laugh go dirty. Think like your head is in the gutter and you just may have a gem for your fantasy team name!

 

To help you get those creative juices flowing, below are my personal favorite 125 (or so) team names broken into categories to help you all decide which direction you would like to go. Remember, team names may be amazingly funny and dirty BUT you need to consider the type of league you are playing in. Are you going to “offend” your father-in-law? Worse yet, your soon-to-be father-in-law? Maybe you joined a league with co-workers and your boss is in the league.

 

Only you can determine the flexibility you can have with fantasy team names, but remember it is a very long season and there is no reason you need to stick to just one fantasy team name. What if you trade your name-sake Mike Trout? Make a change, keep it fresh, as that is the beauty of owning your fake team – you can truly do what you want.

 

Oldies But Goodies

These bad boys should be close to retirement but still can hang with the big boys.

 

A Rod for Your Pujols
Soler Flare
99 problems, Pitch Aint One
Got a B.J. from Upton
Lawn Mauers
Hamels’ Toes

My Uzi weighs a Hamilton

Buehrle Legal

A Streetcar Named Cuddyer

Candy Crush Davis

Bartolo Colon-oscopy

Maybe This Year

There’s Always Next Year

 

Not Family League-Friendly

NSFF (Not safe for family)

 

Melky Discharge

Reverse Cowgill

Eaton Pujols

Eaton Her Posey

Dickey in a Box

Pitches LOVE the Dickey

Call For My Dickey

Heyward You Blow Me?

Anal Pollocks

My Big Unit

Dirty Anibal Sanchez

McCutch Oven

 

Combo Platter

If you luck out and snag two players they could become your namesake.

 

Two Wong’s Don’t Make a Wright

The Price Is Wong

Smoak A Swisher

Fister? I Harvey Cano Her!

Wanted a Hanley and Got a B.J.

My Wong Leakes

Choo Much Haren My Pujols (This could go in the Not Family League-Friendly category too)

Stuck in the Middle With Yu

Yu R.A. Dickey

Can Aybarow Some Cashner?

A Vogelsong of Bryce and Fiers

 

Names

 

Can’t Cutch This

A to the Rizzo

Big League Choo

Sippin’ On Gin Andrus

Come Sale Away

Cano Mode

Stanton Island

Grand Theft Votto

Teheran You Apart

Upton Girl

ManBearPuig

Miggy Mouse Club

Springer of Pain

Now you Seager, Now You Don’t

The Three Moustakas

Annie are you Aoki?

Dickey In A Box

My CarGo 160 Swiftly

Everyday I’m Russellin’

Schwarber? I Hardly Know Her!

Sit Your Buxton Down!

The Pen Is Mightier Than the Schwarber

Kimbrel’s N’ Bits

The Ellsbury Dough Boy

New Joc City

Joc Itch

Degrom nom nom

Eggs Odorizzi

The Mookie Way

All Betts Are Off

Goldschmidt Happens

Latos Intolerant

Sano Means Sano

There Goes Masahiro

Tampa Bay Carly Rae’s

Rusty Trumbo’s

Better Call Paul

Lamb Gyrkoballs

Stanton Room Only

The Altuve Fairy

Machado Man

Personal DeJesus

Buxton Loose

 

RELATED: 150 Funny Fantasy Baseball Teams for 2017

 

TV, Film and Pop Culture References

 

The Balking Dead

Angels in the Troutfield

50 Shades of Sonny Gray

Cool Hand Lucroy

To Kill a Marlon Byrd

Machado About Nothing

Kinsler’s List

Fielder of Dreams

A Puig Of Their Own

Better Call Sal

Shark(Are)Nado

D’Arnaud Crying In Baseball!

The Duda Abides

Kershawshank Redemption

MadBum Men

Jobu Needs a Refill

Wille Mays Hays

GoldschmidtFinger

The Kempire Strikes Back

The Starks of Winterfell

Nuke LaLoosh

Blurred Foul Lines

I Piss Excellence

Joe Buck Yourself

Kenny Powers’ Posse

Springfield Isotopes

Madison Budwesier

Miggy Azalea

Bob LOB Law

Notorious PAPI

J-Hey Kids

Men of Steal

Long Wong Silver

 

“Star Wars” Themed

 

Taijuan Skywalker

ChooWei Yin Chen

ChooWacha

The Miggychlorians

Han Sulowitzki

Obi Wan Jacoby

Darth Votto

Choo’s REY’es Parents?

These are not the Roids you are looking for

The Dark Sizemore

The Phantom Yoenis

Xander’s X-Wings

Kylo Renterria

Kylo Chen

Light Sabermetrics

Stroman Troopers

 

Be sure to check out our funny fantasy football names on our site. 

 

— Written by Chris Meyers, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network and a member of the FSWA. Meyers' work appears on many other sites, including socalledfantasyexperts.com. Follow him on Twitter @FantsyChillpony.

 

(Top photo courtesy of Getty Images)

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