80 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

If you are looking for a cool, silly, or edgy name for your fantasy soccer team, check these out

Soccer or football, as it is primarily known to everyone outside of the United States, is the most popular sport in the world. It is also the fastest growing sport in America. Much like fantasy sports, its popularity seems to increase two-fold with each passing year. Fantasy soccer leagues are popping up all over the U.S. and around the globe. If you’re going to join a fantasy soccer league, you’re going to need a name for your team. We scoured the Internet to accumulate what we think are some of the funniest, silliest, craziest, and edgiest fantasy soccer team names to help get you started in your quest for fantasy (or intramural) soccer glory.

 

In no particular order, here they are…

 

Soccer Team Names

 

ABCDE FC

 

Game of Throw-Ins

 

Dyslexia Untied

 

99 Problems, but a Pitch ain’t 1

 

Sons of Pitches!

 

2 Goals 1 Cup

 

I Bent My Set Piece

 

Funny Fantasy Soccer Team NamesThat Red Card Life

 

Man Chest Hair United

 

Arse ‘n’ All

 

Moleicester City

 

Crystal Phallus

 

Real Sociopath

 

Inter Me-Van

 

Queens Park Strangers

 

Leave My Arse-elona!

 

Barce-loners

 

Sporting Lesbian

 

Farcelona

 

Pathetico Madrid

 

Hangover 96

 

Kings of Lyon

 

Eye of the Schweinsteiger

 

Busquets and Gravy

 

Tea and Busquets

 

Don’t Call Me Schürrle

 

Bacuna Mata-ta

 

How I Met Your Mata

 

The Big Lewandowski

 

Dukes of Hazard

 

Dirty Sánchez Messi Pepe

 

Petr Cech Yourself

 

Robben You Blind

 

Motor Boateng Man Titty

 

YOLO Touré

 

Green Eggs and Lahm

 

Silence of the Lahms

 

Every Day I’m Schneiderlin

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

 

Neymar Mr. Nice Guy

 

Benteke Fried Chicken

 

Best Team Evra!

 

Who Ate All DePays?

 

Willian Dollar Baby

 

Krul Intentions

 

Klose, but no cigar!

 

Kroos Control

 

Kroos-ing for a Bruising

 

Ctrl Alt De Laet

 

Beat around de Buchy

 

Mr. Bojan-Goals

 

The Kouyaté Kid

 

Ayew Messi?

 

For Fuchs Sake

 

No Fuchs Given

 

Chicken Fried Reus

 

Moves Like Agger

 

No Weimann No Cry

 

Bad Kompany

 

Pjanic at the Disco

 

Kane You Kick it?

 

Rooney Tunes

 

Slum Dog Mignolet

 

Lord of the Ings

 

Ronaldo-nuts or Ronaldoughnuts

 

The Wizard of Özil

 

Funny Fantasy Soccer Team NamesAbout to Get Messi

 

I Smell Pu Nani

 

Not a Kalou

 

Chubby Alonsos

 

Klopp Goes the Weasel

 

Phantom of the Chopra

 

Bale Me Out!

 

Absolutely Fábregas!

 

Balotelli-tubbies

 

Sterling-Silva

 

Payet Forward

 

Nolito’s Way

 

Pleased to Michu

 

Baines on Toast

 

Be sure to check out our other team name posts, including volleyball team names, bowling team names, softball team names, fantasy baseball team names, trivia team names, and fantasy football team names

 

— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS

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