If you are looking for a cool, silly, or edgy name for your fantasy soccer team, check these out
Soccer or football, as it is primarily known to everyone outside of the United States, is the most popular sport in the world. It is also the fastest growing sport in America. Much like fantasy sports, its popularity seems to increase two-fold with each passing year. Fantasy soccer leagues are popping up all over the U.S. and around the globe. If you’re going to join a fantasy soccer league, you’re going to need a name for your team. We scoured the Internet to accumulate what we think are some of the funniest, silliest, craziest, and edgiest fantasy soccer team names to help get you started in your quest for fantasy (or intramural) soccer glory.
In no particular order, here they are…
Soccer Team Names
ABCDE FC
Game of Throw-Ins
Dyslexia Untied
99 Problems, but a Pitch ain’t 1
Sons of Pitches!
2 Goals 1 Cup
I Bent My Set Piece
That Red Card Life
Man Chest Hair United
Arse ‘n’ All
Moleicester City
Crystal Phallus
Real Sociopath
Inter Me-Van
Queens Park Strangers
Leave My Arse-elona!
Barce-loners
Sporting Lesbian
Farcelona
Pathetico Madrid
Hangover 96
Kings of Lyon
Eye of the Schweinsteiger
Busquets and Gravy
Tea and Busquets
Don’t Call Me Schürrle
Bacuna Mata-ta
How I Met Your Mata
The Big Lewandowski
Dukes of Hazard
Dirty Sánchez Messi Pepe
Petr Cech Yourself
Robben You Blind
Motor Boateng Man Titty
YOLO Touré
Green Eggs and Lahm
Silence of the Lahms
Every Day I’m Schneiderlin
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
Neymar Mr. Nice Guy
Benteke Fried Chicken
Best Team Evra!
Who Ate All DePays?
Willian Dollar Baby
Krul Intentions
Klose, but no cigar!
Kroos Control
Kroos-ing for a Bruising
Ctrl Alt De Laet
Beat around de Buchy
Mr. Bojan-Goals
The Kouyaté Kid
Ayew Messi?
For Fuchs Sake
No Fuchs Given
Chicken Fried Reus
Moves Like Agger
No Weimann No Cry
Bad Kompany
Pjanic at the Disco
Kane You Kick it?
Rooney Tunes
Slum Dog Mignolet
Lord of the Ings
Ronaldo-nuts or Ronaldoughnuts
The Wizard of Özil
About to Get Messi
I Smell Pu Nani
Not a Kalou
Chubby Alonsos
Klopp Goes the Weasel
Phantom of the Chopra
Bale Me Out!
Absolutely Fábregas!
Balotelli-tubbies
Sterling-Silva
Payet Forward
Nolito’s Way
Pleased to Michu
Baines on Toast
Be sure to check out our other team name posts, including volleyball team names, bowling team names, softball team names, fantasy baseball team names, trivia team names, and fantasy football team names.
— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS
