80 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names (2021)

If you are looking for a cool, silly, or edgy name for your fantasy soccer team, check these out

Soccer or football, as it is primarily known to everyone outside of the United States, is the most popular sport in the world. Hence, the World Cup. It is also the fastest growing sport in America. Much like fantasy sports, its popularity seems to increase two-fold with each passing year. Fantasy soccer leagues are popping up all over the U.S. and around the globe. If you're going to join a fantasy soccer league (or just do some fantasy sports betting), you're going to need a name for your team. We scoured the Internet to accumulate what we think are some of the funniest, silliest, craziest, and edgiest fantasy soccer team names to help get you started in your quest for fantasy (or intramural) soccer glory.


In no particular order, here they are…


Soccer Team Names




Game of Throw-Ins


Dyslexia Untied


99 Problems, but a Pitch ain't 1


Sons of Pitches!


2 Goals 1 Cup


I Bent My Set Piece


That Red Card Life

Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names


Man Chest Hair United


Arse 'n' All


Moleicester City


Crystal Phallus


Real Sociopath


Inter Me-Van


Queens Park Strangers


Leave My Arse-elona!




Sporting Lesbian




Pathetico Madrid


Hangover 96


Kings of Lyon


Eye of the Schweinsteiger


Busquets and Gravy


Tea and Busquets


Don't Call Me Schürrle


Bacuna Mata-ta


How I Met Your Mata


The Big Lewandowski


Dukes of Hazard


Dirty Sánchez Messi Pepe


Petr Cech Yourself


Robben You Blind


Motor Boateng Man Titty


YOLO Touré


Green Eggs and Lahm


Silence of the Lahms


Every Day I'm Schneiderlin


Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels


Neymar Mr. Nice Guy


Benteke Fried Chicken


Best Team Evra!


Who Ate All DePays?


Willian Dollar Baby


Krul Intentions


Klose, but no cigar!


Kroos Control


Kroos-ing for a Bruising


Ctrl Alt De Laet


Beat around de Buchy


Mr. Bojan-Goals


The Kouyate Kid


Ayew Messi?


For Fuchs Sake


No Fuchs Given


Chicken Fried Reus


Moves Like Agger


No Weimann No Cry


Bad Kompany


Pjanic at the Disco


Kane You Kick it?


Rooney Tunes


Slum Dog Mignolet


Lord of the Ings


Ronaldo-nuts or Ronaldoughnuts


The Wizard of Ozil


About to Get Messi


Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

I Smell Pu Nani


Not a Kalou


Chubby Alonsos


Klopp Goes the Weasel


Phantom of the Chopra


Bale Me Out!


Absolutely Fábregas!






Payet Forward


Nolito's Way


Pleased to Michu


Baines on Toast


Be sure to check out our other team name posts, including volleyball team names, bowling team names, softball team names, fantasy baseball team names, trivia team names, and fantasy football team names


— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS

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