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80 Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names (2021)

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Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

Soccer or football, as it is primarily known to everyone outside of the United States, is the most popular sport in the world. Hence, the World Cup. It is also the fastest growing sport in America. Much like fantasy sports, its popularity seems to increase two-fold with each passing year. Fantasy soccer leagues are popping up all over the U.S. and around the globe. If you're going to join a fantasy soccer league (or just do some fantasy sports betting), you're going to need a name for your team. We scoured the Internet to accumulate what we think are some of the funniest, silliest, craziest, and edgiest fantasy soccer team names to help get you started in your quest for fantasy (or intramural) soccer glory.

In no particular order, here they are…

Soccer Team Names

ABCDE FC

Game of Throw-Ins

Dyslexia Untied

99 Problems, but a Pitch ain't 1

Sons of Pitches!

2 Goals 1 Cup

I Bent My Set Piece

That Red Card Life

Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

Man Chest Hair United

Arse 'n' All

Moleicester City

Crystal Phallus

Real Sociopath

Inter Me-Van

Queens Park Strangers

Leave My Arse-elona!

Barce-loners

Sporting Lesbian

Farcelona

Pathetico Madrid

Hangover 96

Kings of Lyon

Eye of the Schweinsteiger

Busquets and Gravy

Tea and Busquets

Don't Call Me Schürrle

Bacuna Mata-ta

How I Met Your Mata

The Big Lewandowski

Dukes of Hazard

Dirty Sánchez Messi Pepe

Petr Cech Yourself

Robben You Blind

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Motor Boateng Man Titty

YOLO Touré

Green Eggs and Lahm

Silence of the Lahms

Every Day I'm Schneiderlin

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

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Benteke Fried Chicken

Best Team Evra!

Who Ate All DePays?

Willian Dollar Baby

Krul Intentions

Klose, but no cigar!

Kroos Control

Kroos-ing for a Bruising

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Beat around de Buchy

Mr. Bojan-Goals

The Kouyate Kid

Ayew Messi?

For Fuchs Sake

No Fuchs Given

Chicken Fried Reus

Moves Like Agger

No Weimann No Cry

Bad Kompany

Pjanic at the Disco

Kane You Kick it?

Rooney Tunes

Slum Dog Mignolet

Lord of the Ings

Ronaldo-nuts or Ronaldoughnuts

The Wizard of Ozil

About to Get Messi

Funny Fantasy Soccer Team Names

I Smell Pu Nani

Not a Kalou

Chubby Alonsos

Klopp Goes the Weasel

Phantom of the Chopra

Bale Me Out!

Absolutely Fábregas!

Balotelli-tubbies

Sterling-Silva

Payet Forward

Nolito's Way

Pleased to Michu

Baines on Toast

Be sure to check out our other team name posts, including volleyball team names, bowling team names, softball team names, fantasy baseball team names, trivia team names, and fantasy football team names

— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS