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175 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2021

2020 is barely in the rear-view mirror, but its a great source for team names... if you don't like the usual movie and pop culture references!
Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names 2021

Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names 2021

After the rough year that was 2020, spring training and Opening Day for the 2021 MLB season are more than just the annual metaphor for hope springs eternal. The NFL managed to get all its games in and hopefully MLB does also. But it took some pretty crazy shenanigans to do so and I fear what might happen this season in baseball. But you know what I don't fear? Coming up with a good fantasy baseball team name for 2021!

It may not seem like a big deal. But given an opportunity to make others smile, why not do so? Furthermore, if you play on any of the public leagues on the major sites, no team name can be duplicated. So "Deep Freese" suddenly has to become "Deep Freese 1" or some other alternative, which just doesn't have that same ring. Of course with Freese retiring last year, you can probably have it now. But you don't need to use a retired player name. However, our list below includes other names that should probably be retired for one reason or another. But I'll leave that decision up to you.

I mentioned this last year, but it's worth mentioning again. There are some names you shouldn't have. I have a friend for example who to this day thinks less of one of our mutual friends because that mutual friend named his fantasy team "Butterfly Kisses." By choice!

Makes you want to throw up, right? Well, my suspicion is that many actually just use lists of fantasy baseball team names as inspiration. While 2020 was not typically inspiring, it's a great source for team names, so let's start there!

Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2021

2020 "Inspired" 

CorreaVirus

Russia Sohxtani

Slump? No, Just Biden My Time

Make Amaro Great Again

Stephen Yancey Pelosi

(going deep into the minors for that one!)

Babe Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Law and Odor

Bud Black Lives Matter or Blackmon Lives Matter

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Food-Related

  • Sweet 'n Mauer Sauce
  • Gin Andrus
  • Lindor Truffles
  • Can-of-Corn
  • Mark Reynolds Wrap
  • Bryce Krispies
  • San Diego Rotisserie Chickens
  • Soup or Salas?
  • The Olive Garland
  • Coo Coo for Coco Crisp
  • Porcello with Mushrooms
  • Latos Intolerant
  • Honey Nut Ichiros
  • Doumit Holes
  • Ellsbury Dough Boy
  • Hot Pocket Corner
  • Holmberger Helper

Baseball Movie Inspired

Everybody likes food and my guess is if you're reading this, you like baseball movies too. So while I probably don't need to mention too many, here are a few that combine baseball with the silver screen.

  • Let Them Play
  • The Lollygaggers
  • Losing is a Disease
  • Killing Me Smalls
  • Oiling and Lotioning
  • Jobu Needs a Refill
  • Candlesticks are Nice
  • Angels in the Troutfield
  • Fielder of Dreams
  • Rockford Peaches
  • Chicos Bail Bonds

"Star Wars" Themed

Baseball movies are not the only movie-related source and with the "Rise of Skywalker" still released less than three months ago, let's rehash all those options.

  • Brett MandoLorin
  • This Is The Way
  • Didi Grogu-rious
  • Taijuan Skywalker
  • ChooWei Yin Chen
  • ChooWacha
  • The Miggychlorians
  • Han Sulowitzki
  • Obi-Wan Jacoby
  • Darth Votto
  • Choo's REY'es Parents?
  • These are not the Roids you are looking for
  • The Dark Sizemore
  • The Phantom Yoenis
  • Xander's X-Wings
  • Kylo Renteria
  • Kylo Chen
  • Light Sabermetrics
  • Stroman Troopers
  • The Kempire Strikes Back

Other Movie and TV References

There are plenty of other entertainment-related options as well.

  • Miggy Mouse Club
  • Bichette's Creek
  • Kirby Your Enthusiasm
  • Gone With The Lind
  • Citizen Cain
  • Braching Brad
  • Lawrence of Sanabia
  • Thayer Will Be Blood
  • Desmonds Are Forever
  • Laird of the Rings
  • The Braun Supremacy
  • Morales In Wonderland
  • Hank, Peggy, And Aaron Hill
  • McGlovin
  • Dirk Ziegler
  • The Balking Dead
  • Crockett & Stubbs
  • A Streetcar Named Cuddyer
  • Springfield Isotopes
  • The Trevor Ending Story
  • Mookie Monster
  • No soup for Yu!
  • Lavarnway & Shirley
  • We Need More Cowgill!
  • Kemp Crystal Lake
  • Chooch & Chong
  • Zack & Miri Make a Morneau
  • Quantum of Solano
  • Zach Dukes Of Hazzard
  • The Bourn Supremacy
  • Kinsler's List
  • Schwarber-shop
  • Syndergaardians of the Galaxy
  • The Wrath of Braun
  • Team DumbleOdor
  • Joe Buck Yourself
  • Once Upon a Time in HollyWoodruff
  • Inglorious Bastardos
  • License to Cahill
  • No Country for Olt Men
  • Kershawshank Redemption
  • The Musial Suspects
  • The Full Almonte

Name-Stealing from the Astros

Many of the team names above have probably been used in the past and will be used in the future, but my guess is that this year you will see a lot of the Astros-scandal-related team names, so here are just a few to consider:

  • You Aint Cheatin, You Aint Trying
  • Just a Hinch of Cheating.
  • Buzzer Beater
  • Bang the Drum
  • Game of Hinches
  • Houston We Have a Problem

I felt that was a requisite category to discuss, but talk more about things that make us feel good, like music!

Music-Related

  • 99 Problems, Pitch Ain't One
  • Holding Out for Masahiro
  • Here’s My Number, Cameron Maybin
  • Sly and the Family Chone
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Cozart
  • MC Willinghammer
  • Marmol Said "Knock You Out!"
  • They might be Bryants
  • Duda ron-ron Duda ron-ron
  • Kratz Test Dummies
  • Funky Cold Mussina
  • The Pet Shoppach Boys
  • A Mighty Lind
  • Twist and Trout
  • I fought the Lawrie
  • Schilling Me Softly
  • Rauching Into the Night
  • Dirty Deeds Dunn Dirt Cheap
  • Doumit Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
  • Blurred Outfield Lines
  • Rauch and Roll Never Forgets
  • We Down With OBP
  • The Notorious P.U.I.G
  • Marky Marcum and the Funky Bunch
  • Macho Machado Man
  • Camptown Ladies Sing This Song... Duda, Duda
  • Annie are you Aoki?
  • Livin’ Avila Loca
  • Upton Funk
  • Galvis Has Left the Building
  • Nine Inge Nails
  • Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dansby

Miscellaneous and Other

  • Eaton Disorder
  • Rock the Vogt
  • Morse With No Name
  • Dae Ho Lee Grail
  • I Maeda Mistake
  • Acuna Moncada
  • This One Time... in Band Kemp
  • Tanaknock Knock Joke
  • Smoak and Mirrors
  • Forget You and the Horse You Rodon
  • Teheran You Apart
  • A to the Rizzo
  • The Loney Bin
  • Soler Flare
  • Fowlers for Algernon
  • Extra Bases with Happy Faces
  • North Correa
  • Carry on My Heyward Son
  • Humber Liquidators
  • The Price is Wright
  • Way over Yonder
  • Big League Choo
  • All Betts Are Off
  • Boys of Summer
  • Your Mother’s Father Determines If Ubaldo
  • Sherlock Gomes
  • ManBearPuig
  • The Utley Ducklings

NSFW

These are listed last for a reason. If you choose to use one of these, please do so wisely.

  • My Name is Votto, and I Like to Get Blotto
  • Look at the Buxton Her
  • Smell My Grienke
  • Up Your Pujols
  • Dozier Huge Boobs
  • 50 Shades of Sonny Gray
  • RBI’d For Her Pleasure
  • Hosmer-sexuals
  • Four Balls... How Could You Walk?
  • Heyward Jablow Me
  • Well Kemp Bush
  • Big Ol' Tatis
  • Dominators
  • Grab My Dickerson
  • Your Pujols Stinks
  • Abad Ass
  • Eaton Her Posey
  • Alcides Nuts
  • Colon Problems
  • Designated Shitter
  • Yoenis Envy
  • Votto-erotic Asphyxiation
  • Price is Wong, bitch
  • Buster Nut In Her Posey

— Compiled by Mark Strausberg, a member of the Athlon Network Contributor, who despite his youthful exuberance and good looks has been playing fantasy sports before Wildcats or Hoosiers even made it to VHS. Got a fantasy sports question or thought? Hit him up on Twitter @MarkStrausberg.