175 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2019

From movie and pop culture references to the classics, this list has a little bit of everything

Spring training has started, signaling the countdown to the 2019 MLB season and another season of fantasy baseball. Besides putting together your draft strategy there's also the always important task of coming up with the best name for your fantasy team(s).


This season it was trickier to come up with some new ones and it also was time to retire some classics. For example, anything Joe Mauer-related (such as Lawn Mauers) really should be let go since the former Minnesota Twins catcher/first baseman/DH has decided to call it a career. Although admittedly, you will still find some "old" names below as some classics are too good to not include.

 

As is the case every season, player movement and the arrival of some new faces to The Show present new opportunities for funny and/or clever fantasy names. While our list is certainly not exhaustive by any means, hopefully you will find this collection of old favorites combined with some new offerings humorous, or perhaps motivate you to come up something better.

 

Oldies But Goodies

These bad boys should be close to retirement but still can hang with the big boys.

 

  • Funny Fantasy Baseball Names: 99 Problems But a Pitch Ain't OneSoler Flare
  • 99 problems, a Pitch Aint One
  • Candy Crush Davis
  • Bartolo Colon-oscopy
  • Maybe This Year
  • There's Always Next Year

 

Not Family League-Friendly

NSFF (Not safe for family, aka dirty)

 

  • Melky Discharge
  • Reverse Cowgill
  • Eaton Pujols
  • Eaton Her Posey
  • Heyward You Blow Me?
  • Anal Pollocks
  • My Big Unit
  • The Clay Buttholz
  • Dirty Anibal Sanchez
  • McCutch Oven
  • Ass to Mclouth
  • Tossed Salas
  • Rbi'd for Her Pleasure
  • Colon Blow
  • My O-O-Ohtani Face

 

Combo Platter

If you luck out and snag two players they could become your namesake.

 

  • Acuna Moncada
  • Two Wongs Don't Make a Wright
  • The Price Is Wong
  • Smoak A Swisher
  • Fister? I Harvey Cano Her!
  • My Wong Leakes
  • Choo Much Haren My Pujols (This could go in the Not Family League category too)
  • Stuck in the Middle With Yu
  • Can Aybarow Some Cashner?
  • Judge and Drury (This is already tired)
  • Judge, Drury and Executioner (My personal favorite)
  • A Vogelsong of Bryce and Fiers
  • Ethier said than Dunn

 

Names

 

  • A to the Rizzo: Fantasy baseball team namesCan't Cutch This
  • A to the Rizzo
  • Acuna Matata
  • Big League Choo
  • Sippin' On Gin Andrus
  • Come Sale Away
  • Cano Mode
  • Stanton Island
  • Grand Theft Votto
  • Teheran You Apart
  • Twist and Trout
  • Upton Girl
  • ManBearPuig
  • Miggy Mouse Club
  • Springer of Pain
  • Straight Outta Cumpton
  • In Cole Blood
  • Now you Seager, Now You Don't
  • The Three Moustakas
  • Dickey In A Box
  • My CarGo 160 Swiftly
  • Everyday I'm Russellin'
  • Schwarber? I Hardly Know Her!
  • Sit Your Buxton Down!
  • The Pen Is Mightier Than the Schwarber
  • Kimbrel's N' Bits
  • The Ellsbury Dough Boy
  • Teharan You Apart
  • Vlad to the Bone
  • Vlad Company
  • Zack Brexit
  • Lindor Truffles
  • New Joc City
  • Joc Itch
  • Degrom nom nom
  • Eggs Odorizzi
  • The Mookie Monster
  • The Mookie Way
  • All Betts Are Off
  • Goldschmidt Happens
  • Judge Dredd
  • Latos Intolerant
  • Sano Means Sano
  • Scherzer Skins
  • There Goes Masahiro
  • Tampa Bay Carly Raes
  • Rusty Trumbos
  • Better Call Paul
  • Lamb Gyrkoballs
  • Stanton Room Only
  • The Altuve Fairy
  • Machado Man
  • Personal DeJesus
  • Buxton Loose
  • Look at the Buxton her
  • Dansby Swansongs
  • Shove it up Yoenis
  • TP for my Byung Ho
  • Desmonds are Forever
  • Tepesch Mode
  • That's what Cishek
  • The Vottoman Empire
  • The Seven-Year Yelich
  • Gurriels Gone Wild
  • Rhys's Pieces
  • The Hunter Renfroectober
  • Skaggs to Riches
  • Your score is Tulo

 

TV, Film References and Pop Culture

 

  • Angels in the Troutfield: Fantasy baseball team namesThe Balking Dead
  • Bryce Bryce Baby
  • Fister Full of Dollars
  • Angels in the Troutfield
  • Do you wanna build a Stroman?
  • 50 Shades of Sonny Gray
  • Cool Hand Lucroy
  • To Kill a Marlon Byrd
  • Machado About Nothing
  • Kinsler's List
  • Fielder of Dreams
  • A Puig Of Their Own
  • Better Call Sal
  • Shark(Are)Nado
  • D'Arnaud Crying In Baseball!
  • The Duda Abides
  • Kershawshank Redemption
  • MadBum Men
  • Jobu Needs a Refill
  • Wille Mays Hays
  • GoldschmidtFinger
  • Kershawshank Redemption: Fantasy baseball team namesThe Starks of Winterfell
  • Nuke LaLoosh
  • Blurred Foul Lines
  • I Piss Excellence
  • Joe Buck Yourself
  • Kenny Powers' Posse
  • Springfield Isotopes
  • Madison Budwesier
  • Miggy Azalea
  • Bob LOB Law
  • Notorious PAPI
  • J-Hey Kids
  • Men of Steal
  • Long Wong Silver
  • Syndergaarden Cop
  • Kinsler's List
  • Shohei the Money
  • For Whom the Bellinger Tolls
  • Rodon Corleone
  • Flock of Seagers
  • Beam Me Up Piscotty
  • Billy Beane's Not My Lover
  • The Buxton Stops here
  • Come Sale Away
  • Syndergaardians of the Galaxy
  • The Good, the Vlad, and the Ugly

 

“Star Wars” Themed

 

  • Taijuan Skywalker
  • ChooWei Yin Chen
  • ChooWacha
  • The Miggychlorians
  • Han Sulowitzki
  • Obi Wan Jacoby
  • Darth Votto
  • Choo's REY'es Parents?
  • These are not the Roids you are looking for
  • The Dark Sizemore
  • The Phantom Yoenis
  • Xander's X-Wings
  • Kylo Renterria
  • Kylo Chen
  • Light Sabermetrics
  • Stroman Troopers
  • The Kempire Strikes Back

 

Fantasy Baseball Magazines 2019 MLB Preview

 

 

“Harry Potter” Themed

 

  • Bertie Bots Every Flavor Team
  • The Fizzing Whizbees
  • Durmstang Doxies
  • Salem Snidgets
  • The Sirius Blackmons
  • Houston Hippogriffs
  • 420 feet to Gryffindor
  • Team DumbleOdor
  • Emma Wats on Third
  • AJ Griffindor
  • The Bludgers
  • Snapes on a Plane
  • Slitherclaw RavenPuffs
  • Giblets of Ire
  • The Team Who Must Not Be Named
  • Granger Zone
  • Fifteenth Century Fiends
  • Voldemortenson

 

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— Written by Chris Meyers, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network and a member of the FSWA. Meyers' work appears on many other sites, including socalledfantasyexperts.com. Follow him on Twitter @FantsyChillpony.

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