150 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2017

From movie and pop culture references to the classics, this list has a little bit of everything

Spring training in Florida and Arizona is once again abuzz with activity, signaling the countdown to another season of baseball, which also means that fantasy baseball just around the corner. And while it’s never too early to start your draft preparations let’s face it, the most pressing need at this point is figuring out your fantasy team’s name.

 

To help you get started, we've put together a collection of 150 funny, clever, and humorous favorites, a mix of the old with plenty of new ones sprinkled in for good measure. We begin with some oldies but goodies, and break it down from there. 

 

  • A Rod for Your Pujols (This one should be retired, but it’s still great)
  • Soler Flare
  • 99 problems, a Pitch Aint One
  • Lawn Mauers
  • Hamels’ Toes
  • My Uzi Weighs a Hamilton
  • Buehrle Legal
  • Candy Crush Davis
  • Bartolo Colon-oscopy
  • Maybe This Year
  • There’s Always Next Year

 

Not Family League-Friendly

NSFF (Not safe for family)

 

  • Melky Discharge
  • Reverse Cowgill
  • Eaton Pujols
  • Eaton Her Posey
  • Dickey in a Box
  • Pitches LOVE the Dickey
  • Call For My Dickey
  • Heyward You Blow Me?
  • Got a B.J. from Upton
  • Anal Pollocks
  • Dirty Anibal Sanchez
  • McCutch Oven
  • RBI’d for Her Pleasure
  • Colon Blow
  • The Morneau After Pill

 

A to the Rizzo

Combo Platter

If you luck out and snag two players they could become your namesake.

 

  • Two Wong’s Don’t Make a Wright
  • The Price is Wong
  • Smoak A Swisher
  • Fister? I Harvey Cano Her!
  • Wanted a Hanley and Got a B.J.
  • My Wong Leakes
  • Choo Much Haren My Pujols (This could go in the Not Family League category too.)
  • Stuck in the Middle With Yu
  • Yu R.A. Dickey
  • Can Aybarow Some Cashner?
  • A Vogelsong of Bryce and Fiers

 

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Names

 

  • Can’t Cutch This
  • A to the Rizzo
  • Big League Choo
  • Sippin’ On Gin Andrus
  • Come Sale Away
  • Cano Mode
  • Stanton Island
  • Grand Theft Votto
  • Teheran You Apart
  • Upton Girl
  • Funny Fantasy Baseball Team NamesManBearPuig
  • Miggy Mouse Club
  • Springer of Pain
  • Now you Seager, Now You Don’t
  • The Three Moustakas
  • Annie Are Uou Aoki?
  • My CarGo 160 Swiftly
  • Everyday I’m Russellin’
  • Schwarber? I Hardly Know Her!
  • Sit Your Buxton Down!
  • The Pen is Mightier Than the Schwarber
  • Kimbrel’s N’ Bits
  • The Ellsbury Dough Boy
  • New Joc City
  • Joc Itch
  • Degrom nom nom
  • Eggs Odorizzi
  • The Mookie Way
  • All Betts Are Off
  • Goldschmidt Happens
  • Sano Means Sano
  • There Goes Masahiro
  • Tampa Bay Carly Raes
  • Rusty Trumbos
  • Better Call Paul
  • Lamb Gyrkoballs
  • Stanton Room Only
  • The Altuve Fairy
  • Machado Man
  • Buxton Loose
  • Look at the Buxton Her
  • Dansby Swansongs
  • Shove it up Yoenis
  • Desmonds Are Forever
  • Tepesch Mode
  • That’s What Cishek

 

TV, Film and Pop Culture References

 

  • Angels in the TroutfieldThe Balking Dead
  • Angels in the Troutfield
  • 50 Shades of Sonny Gray
  • Cool Hand Lucroy
  • To Kill a Marlon Byrd
  • Machado About Nothing
  • Kinsler’s List
  • Fielder of Dreams
  • A Puig Of Their Own
  • Better Call Sal
  • Shark(Are)Nado
  • D’Arnaud Crying In Baseball!
  • The Duda Abides
  • Kershawshank Redemption
  • MadBum Men
  • Jobu Needs a Refill
  • Wille Mays Hays
  • GoldschmidtFinger
  • Kershawshank RedemptionThe Starks of Winterfell
  • Nuke LaLoosh
  • Blurred Foul Lines
  • I Piss Excellence
  • Joe Buck Yourself
  • Kenny Powers’ Posse
  • Springfield Isotopes
  • Madison Budwesier
  • Miggy Azalea
  • J-Hey Kids
  • Men of Steal
  • Long Wong Silver
  • Syndergaarden Cop
  • Kinsler’s List

 

“Star Wars” Themed

The Force is strong with these, no?
 

  • Taijuan Skywalker
  • ChooWei Yin Chen
  • ChooWacha
  • The Miggychlorians
  • Han Sulowitzki
  • Obi-Wan Jacoby
  • Darth Votto
  • Choo’s REY’es Parents?
  • These are not the Roids you are looking for
  • The Dark Sizemore
  • The Phantom Yoenis
  • Xander’s X-Wings
  • Kylo Renterria
  • Kylo Chen
  • Light Sabermetrics
  • Stroman Troopers
  • The Kempire Strikes Back

 

"Harry Potter" Themed

 

  • Bertie Bots Every Flavor Team
  • The Fizzing Whizbees
  • Durmstang Doxies
  • Salem Snidgets
  • The Sirius Blackmons
  • Houston Hippogriffs
  • 420 feet to Gryffindor
  • Team DumbleOdor
  • Emma Wats on Third
  • AJ Griffindor
  • The Bludgers
  • Snapes on a Plane
  • Slitherclaw RavenPuffs
  • Giblets of Ire
  • The Team Who Must Not Be Named
  • Granger Zone
  • Fifteenth Century Fiends
  • Voldemortenson

 

— Written by Chris Meyers, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network and a member of the FSWA. Meyers' work appears on many other sites, including socalledfantasyexperts.com. Follow him on Twitter @FantsyChillpony.

 

 
Event Date: 
Wednesday, February 15, 2017 - 16:02

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