15 Super-American Images to Get You Pumped For USA-Germany World Cup

Author:
Evan Buhler
Publish date:
Jun 25, 2014

If you’ve been following the USA’s World Cup matches like most Americans have, your attention is probably piqued at this point. At some time in the past two weeks, you’ve likely been surrounded by a bunch of friends or strangers chanting “USA! USA! USA!” or exercising their vocal cords after a GOALLLLLL!. You may have changed your computer background to a picture of Clint Dempsey, or maybe you’ve updated your homepage to FIFA.com. But if the insanity provided by the USMNT in its last two games hasn’t gotten your heartbeat racing in anticipation of the face-off against Germany, we’ve put together a bunch of images to ensure you’re in your patriotic prime in time for the big game.

Clint Dempsey’s flight into Brazil

A mash-up of all of America’s greatest claims to fame

A perfectly painted red, white, and blue feline

Abe Lincoln mounting a grizzly bear, machine gun in hand

U.S. Soccer fans drinking while decked out in their most American gear

Obama exercising those 2nd Amendment rights

Ben Franklin acquiring electricity from Zeus

Some guy cruising on a motorcycle holding a chainsaw overhead

A tediously colored handlebar mustache

The nation’s 1st president riding a bald eagle

George W. Bush with a strong chest bump

JFK surveying the moon on a cyber-unicorn