20 Seinfeld Quotes That Could Be Kentucky Derby Horse Names

What if Seinfeld Named the Kentucky Derby Horses?

20th Post: Sponge Worthy

19th Post: Marble Rye

18th Post: Human Fund

17th Post: Shmoopy

16th Post: Ugly Baby

15th Post: Ass Man

14th Post: Jerk Store

13th Post: Rabid Anti-Dentite

12th Post: Real and Spectacular

11th Post: Festivus Miracle

10th Post: Shrinkage

9th Post: Man Hands

8th Post: Serenity Now

7th Post: Bob Sacamano

6th Post: Urban Sombrero

5th Post: Yadda Yadda Yadda

4th Post: The Manssiere (a.k.a. The Bro)

3rd Post: Gold Jerry, Gold

2nd Post: Cigar Store Indian

1st Post: Master of My Domain