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Finding great, clever, cool, creative, and funny wifi names isn't easy, so we did it for you. Some of these wireless network names are clever puns, some wifi names are based on sayings or expressions that perhaps only the nerds will get (we're looking at you LAN Solo), but all have the possibility of making your friends, family and neighbors laugh. Here are the best of the best.

Funny Wifi Names

  • Making Wifi Great Again
  • FBI Surveillance Van 
  • Abraham Linksys 
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Stop Being A Mooch
  • The LAN Before Time
  • Nacho WiFi
  • It Burns When IP
  • It Hurts When IP
  • Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  • Girls Gone Wireless
  • Funny Wifi Name
  • New England Clam Router
  • Clever Wi-Fi Network Names
  • Please Connect for Identity Theft
  • Mom, Click Here for Internet
  • This is Not Free Either
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • LAN of Milk and Honey
  • LAN Solo
  • Wi believe I can Fi
  • LAN Down Under
  • Password is 1234
  • Cut your lawn
  • Spying On You
  • Hogwarts Great Hall WiFi
  • Lord Voldemodem
  • Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!
  • TellYourWifiNeedMyPantsBack
  • Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
  • OhMyLordItsaWiFire
  • Definitely Not An FBI Surveillance Van 
  • Virus Infected WiFi
  • Access Denied
  • Skynet Global Defense Network
  • NO WIFI FOR YOU!
  • I'm cheating on my WiFi
  • Benjamin FranLAN
  • Vladimir Computin
  • Help, I'm Trapped in This Router
  • It's a Small World Wide Web
  • A Van Down By The River
  • Series of Tubes
  • Go Go Gadget Internet
  • WeCanHearYouHavingSex
  • The Promised LAN
  • WI-FIght the inevitable?
  • Silence of the LANs
  • Occam's Router
  • Get off My LAN!
  • Click Here for Viruses
  • Router? I hardly knew her!
  • Vance Refrigeration
  • Wu-Tang LAN
  • I Can Haz Wireless?
  • Drop it like it's a Hotspot
  • Look Ma, No Wires!
  • All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
  • Dunder Mifflin
  • Network Not Found
  • LANdo Calrissian
  • Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
  • 2 Girls, 1 Router
  • One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor
  • Bill Clinternet
  • Winternet is Coming
  • 99 problems, but WiFi ain't one
  • DHARMA Initiative – Station 4
  • The Wireless-G Spot
  • The Net starring Sandra Bullock
  • Y No You Get WiFi?
  • I Pronounce you Man and WiFi
  • Keep it on the Download
  • I'm Under Your Bed
  • Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!
  • Wi-Fi, Wi-Not?
  • WiMCA
  • Searching…
  • Connection Lost
  • C:Virus.exe
  • Trojan Virus
  • Connecting…
  • Loading…
  • Setting up…
Funny Wifi Names

Related: 101 Funny Quotes, Funny Usernames and Would You Rather Questions.

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